Example:

"Who's my special baby?"

"Oh you're such a handsome boy/pretty girl."

"Stop eating your pillow!"

"Oh you're just a big cute dummy aren't you?"

If your bookkeeping system is currently:

✨ vibes

✨ screenshots

✨ "I'll figure it out during tax season"

...we should fix that.

I help adult content creators keep their business finances organized without the judgment or confusing accounting jargon.

💖 Services include:

• Tracking subscription, PPV, tips & custom content income

• Categorizing business expenses (lighting, lingerie, cameras, editing apps, travel, marketing, and more)

• Monthly bookkeeping

• Profit & loss reports so you actually know what you're making

• Tax-ready books that make filing way less painful

You're running a business—not just posting content. Your finances deserve the same attention you give your content strategy.

🔒 100% confidential.

📈 Creator-friendly.

✨ Judgment-free.

DM me if you'd rather spend your time making money than untangling spreadsheets.

About The Bookkeeper Behind The Account

16 years in the industry (started with spreadsheets in my mom's office when I was in high school).

I have my PTIN and EFIN so I can file taxes as well as prepare the reports.

Based out of Texas.

I cannot file state returns for California, Connecticut, Maryland, New York, or Oregon (at this time). I can prepare reports and documents to be given to your tax professional in these states. They just require a lot of extra steps to be registered as a tax preparer (if there's enough interest, I could look into completing the steps).

✨ blessing your dash with ginger bush 👻

Theyre here, theyre here, they are hereeeee

"ships were made for sinking

whiskey made for drinking

if we were made of cellophane,

we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!"

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