Mayhem”Mae”

the bust of the creature in lisa frankenstein is really interesting to me as someone who has studied historical statues of people who died too young. a lot of the times these statues are of girls and young women and are interpreted to represent the womanhood the girl never got to experience, particularly through the lens of desireability. so it's fascinating that as an orphan and a bachelor in life, the creature had someone who still thought his death was tragic enough (and that he was hot enough) to immortalise him in stone and to have him represented as a literal object of desire

you mend your lover so that his ear is the ear of your stepmother who never listened to you, his hand is the hand of the boy that groped you, and his dick is the dick of your crush who does not like you back. lisa swallows i love you so freaking much

As an aro who has been abused by those who loved me, I want to see more love as horror. Love as suffocation. Love as violence. I don’t want to hear “if they really loved you they wouldn’t have—” as if love is some pure force, some inherent good. Show me love that is evil. Love that is haunting. Love that is poison dressed up as a cure.

official aromantic post

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

Born to float ominously in a tube of green goo in a mad scientist's lab hooked up to all sorts of wires and tubes of indeterminate purpose forced to submit job applications through indeed

Mad scientist who has the same relationship with mad science that many authors seem to have with writing. They don't really seem to like mad science, and they certainly don't appear to enjoy doing it, but once they get an idea they have to test the hypothesis, because if they just let it lie it will bother them.

he shouldn't be at the club, he should be at the lab going insane

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?