The blue shark

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

pigeon is doves!

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot