The blue shark

who wants to see my favorite statue

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

hey i don’t see much positivity for intersex people around so please know that if ur intersex ily a lot ok have a great day <3

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

Putting motivational malala on my blog to lock in