The blue shark

"isekai'd into my favourite book series" story from the perspective of a very confused author who's rereading their draft and finding there's an entire new character they don't remember writing.

if I was a trump staffer I'd be showing him realistic AI generated videos of Frankenstein beating people up

want to see my favorite piece of vintage clown jewelry?

it's how i tag content that is not safe for work :)

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

so so much about this. sokka being the last one of the three AND the only one to actually damage tagah, toph getting taken down first bc air bending is the one thing she can never see coming….. so much here

every fucking day brother

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

a game where you pick from a drop down list of hundreds of neo pronouns, and after a few minutes of scrolling an observant player may realize that he/him and she/her are not in the list

A game where at the start they’re like “are you a girl or a boy?” And the only available responses are YES or NO.

the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.

That's a real high number, sport! Where'd you get it?

Genuinely hilarious. If this number was completely accurate without any return rate, everyone in the United States would be mysteriously vanished within a few decades

hc that Zuko straight up forgot to decriminalize same-sex relationships and marriage until quite a few years into his rule. Like he doesn’t realize it’s a real issue sozin created until he and Sokka r romancing it up, and when it comes to starting an actual relationship, he’s like “ohh umm i dunno, it’s not legal in the Fire nation :(” n Sokka’s like “bitch then change it tf ???? Ur literally the fire lord ???” N Zuko’s like shit ur right I CAN change it. Like it probably takes a while after that for sozin’s influence to ease off n fire nation peeps to be cool w it again obvs but yeah