The blue shark

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

i have a suggestion

this grave keeper edible aint shit

@young-bloopenstein

i am already 4 parallel universes ahead of you

priest kink but midway through sex you find out he's one of those liberal protestant priests so it's like not even a big deal for him. and he just wanted to fuck you for normal reasons

and it didn't even symbolise anything when he sighed and unbuttoned the top button of his shirt and put his clerical collar on the dresser by the side of the bed. his neck was just feeling a bit tight

we ALL getting RAILED by college

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake