The blue shark

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.

Actually, Who's on first. The Toronto Warlock is somebody else

I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

i hope you heal so hard that the bare minimum disgusts you.

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

Thats the context for this meme???