The blue shark

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

really humiliating trying to write horror like they went into the creepy house and there was a creepy ghost and the creepy guy with a creepy knife and everything was very creepy are you scared yet and thats like literally not how suspense and tension actually work but like all u can do is say well maybe something else was creepy?

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

happy fourth day of disability pride month and no other holiday

Europeans will say shit like “I hate Americans because they are stupid and fat and annoying.” when you are talking about the medical system or systemic racism or gun violence or something equally serious. Never fails. And the most infuriating part is that they are stupid and not skinny and extremely annoying and their medical system is falling apart and there is heinous systemic racism and family violence in their country.

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me

I read that is “Frog is alive” and I was like yeah, they’ve been telling us that

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

not really!

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

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fuck. sorry puki there's nothing I can do