A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

He’s the Emperor’s goth Space Rasputin who you all have to let hang around, even though he’s really killing the vibe, has absolutely no real authority over any of you (Tarkin is the one giving the orders!), and likes to spew vague threatening mantras while you try to strategize and shit. None of you know where he comes from, Darth may or may not be his real name, and that religion he likes to lecture you about is Extremely Illegal

So one day you tell him his esoteric dying faith–that, like, two old men and a twink from Desert Bumblefuck still take seriously–is old, weird, and not as powerful as your fash wetdream planet-destroying laser–and also kinda useless, dude, it hasn’t exactly fixed that Rebel Problem you have going on

Unfortunately, he is also a seven-foot-tall laser-sword-wielding robot wizard of death, so in response to this, he gets mad and chokes you out with his mind

I often think about the first time that I met you. […] It was immediately apparent to me that I was meeting someone truly special and not just as an actor but as a person and that I was meeting a friend. A friend who would later go on to chop off both my legs and leave me for dead on the side of a volcano but I guess I kinda had that coming. — Hayden Christensen

female awesome meme: warrior ladies (3/5) | Mara Jade  
‘Which way are you going to go with it? I know both sides – I was the Emperor’s Hand and I was Luke Skywalker’s wife‘.

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Bd-1: Sweet, loving,helpful cal needs anything he comes a running

R2: “Anakin that dumbass told me to go get something but he’s a fucking idiot so i’m going to do it my way and save his ass”

a sunny day on bogano.

I still can’t believe they went from this in Attack of the Clones (2002) to this in The Acolyte (2024) even though they’re both portraying Mirialan Jedi Masters.

May I offer you a nice BD-1 in this trying time?