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BEGGING for writing commissions like GENUINELY rattling the bars of my enclosure GIVE ME SOMETHING

$1 for every hundred words so $10 for 1k, etc. $5 flat rate surcharge for NSFW commissions. DM me for details/to ask for something!

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puppy-with-pen

Every note is a hit of my pen. For every five, I'll turn the voltage up. I'll be back in 48 hours. Let's get me fucked up

missgoonedoutbimbo

oh nooo what if we play a notes gameeee

2 = slam my beer

5 = 3 blinkers

8 = start edging

for every 2 after that = add 10 minutes

asks = tasks on demand

every like is a hit and every reblog is a biiiiig drink hehe

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

okay but do snakes have 2 dicks, or do they just have (1) pronged/forked dick? i am receiving conflicting accounts; I need RELIABLE snake penis facts.

save me tumblr reptile enthusiasts save me

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

MOBIUS DICK?????

#Loki when he finds out the cute archivist he's been working with is single and bisexual

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

okay but do snakes have 2 dicks, or do they just have (1) pronged/forked dick? i am receiving conflicting accounts; I need RELIABLE snake penis facts.

save me tumblr reptile enthusiasts save me

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

MOBIUS DICK?????

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surreallyy

I think Ted Lasso and Trent Crimm, Independent, should kiss

stormrider24

Oh good it's not just me

neckstime-deactivated20140216

Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

chisel-fitness

Im game

thoughtfulskeletonpaperbagel-de

Ask me anything🩷

h1gh-drated

Take a hit of your pen while you stroke yourself. Let it roll over you

That made my tdick twitch. I felt it in my fingers.

stormrider24

Good job. You did so good for me

undying-princess

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

stormrider24

This joke takes so many layers of culture to understand actually wtf

apolladay

Question of the day:

How would you kill Trump if you could? Obviously you would not get caught because I love and respect you.

stormrider24

Back him into a corner and call him out on his lies, on camera. Get him to start doubling down and waiting for me to waver. The second he says "May God strike me down if I'm lying" taze him in the back of the head with the highest voltage possible until his brain gives up.

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sweetpea-sprite

[thing that would affect so few people] i wish living the dream would let you choose accents for characters i mean they have the american accents in there i should be able to have the ni no kuni experience

stormrider24

REAL SHIT like can I not have british people? Can I not give you an accent of any kind, actually?

ventusmongus

loopingbug scenario :3 will doodle more later

stormrider24

This concept is driving me insane. Ladybug who immediately aborts the current run the second he loses one. Ladybug who gets so close and almost manages to save them all but fails at the last second. Ladybug who manages to memorize exact timestamps and evade certain events. Ladybug who has the entire train ride down to a science, but keeps managing to fuck something up at the end.

Ladybug who finally saves them all and they just... leave. After all the time he spent stuck, bonding with them, knowing everything about them, they don't remember any of it, so they all just... go their separate ways.

porcelainvino

BAD BUNNY IS IN THAT GAY WRESTLING MOVIE I’VE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH??????????????????

stormrider24

And you just gonna not tell us what movie it is???

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

quick question how long would it take for you to realize you were stuck in a Time Loop, realistically

stormrider24

I'm too autistic, I'd pick up on it. We already did this last class. We already did this project yesterday at work. I hang out with Pippin on Mondays and they're asking to see me again today.

enswbl

foraging for a fuckberry to give

stormrider24

@gender-euphoria-cowboy you type shit

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So obviously we're familiar with the phenomenon of reading a smut fic, either in public or alone, and having a stone cold poker face. But then if we're reading fluff we're a complete mess. And nobody knows why?

I think it's because with smut, we don't want to let ANYONE know that we're reading smut, because sex is an EVIL and FUCKED UP topic in public spaces (for some reason) and we are not allowed under ANY circumstances to be horny in public. So we're able to read the kinkiest BDSM shit ever with a dead cold stare.

On top of that, the art of romance is MISSING from most spaces and relationships because we've normalized the idea of going "EWWWWW GET A ROOOOOM" when there's any romance happening and being nonchalant and shit, and there's hookup culture everywhere, so sweet and pure fluff and romance and such thoroughly ruins us because we all crave it. (Cherry on top, we read what we crave, for the most part)

mayahawkins

MIKE WHEELER and WILL BYERS in STRANGER THINGS 5, EPISODE 5: SHOCK JOCK

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