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undying-princess

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

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This joke takes so many layers of culture to understand actually wtf

apolladay

Question of the day:

How would you kill Trump if you could? Obviously you would not get caught because I love and respect you.

stormrider24

Back him into a corner and call him out on his lies, on camera. Get him to start doubling down and waiting for me to waver. The second he says "May God strike me down if I'm lying" taze him in the back of the head with the highest voltage possible until his brain gives up.

sweetpea-sprite

[thing that would affect so few people] i wish living the dream would let you choose accents for characters i mean they have the american accents in there i should be able to have the ni no kuni experience

stormrider24

REAL SHIT like can I not have british people? Can I not give you an accent of any kind, actually?

ventusmongus

loopingbug scenario :3 will doodle more later

stormrider24

This concept is driving me insane. Ladybug who immediately aborts the current run the second he loses one. Ladybug who gets so close and almost manages to save them all but fails at the last second. Ladybug who manages to memorize exact timestamps and evade certain events. Ladybug who has the entire train ride down to a science, but keeps managing to fuck something up at the end.

Ladybug who finally saves them all and they just... leave. After all the time he spent stuck, bonding with them, knowing everything about them, they don't remember any of it, so they all just... go their separate ways.

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porcelainvino

BAD BUNNY IS IN THAT GAY WRESTLING MOVIE I’VE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH??????????????????

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And you just gonna not tell us what movie it is???

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

quick question how long would it take for you to realize you were stuck in a Time Loop, realistically

stormrider24

I'm too autistic, I'd pick up on it. We already did this last class. We already did this project yesterday at work. I hang out with Pippin on Mondays and they're asking to see me again today.

enswbl

foraging for a fuckberry to give

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@gender-euphoria-cowboy you type shit

So obviously we're familiar with the phenomenon of reading a smut fic, either in public or alone, and having a stone cold poker face. But then if we're reading fluff we're a complete mess. And nobody knows why?

I think it's because with smut, we don't want to let ANYONE know that we're reading smut, because sex is an EVIL and FUCKED UP topic in public spaces (for some reason) and we are not allowed under ANY circumstances to be horny in public. So we're able to read the kinkiest BDSM shit ever with a dead cold stare.

On top of that, the art of romance is MISSING from most spaces and relationships because we've normalized the idea of going "EWWWWW GET A ROOOOOM" when there's any romance happening and being nonchalant and shit, and there's hookup culture everywhere, so sweet and pure fluff and romance and such thoroughly ruins us because we all crave it. (Cherry on top, we read what we crave, for the most part)

mayahawkins

MIKE WHEELER and WILL BYERS in STRANGER THINGS 5, EPISODE 5: SHOCK JOCK

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darkarfs

I can't remember where I saw it but it was a meme on Facebook or possibly Instagram that said "Remake Hocus Pocus but with THESE PEOPLE" and it was the three main characters from To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar and it really resonated with me.

stormrider24

"WINIFRED YOU TALK TO THE KIDS YOU SPEAK HONKY"

Writing with ADHD/Executive dysfunction is the same vibes as getting an infant to sleep. This is not the time I would have picked but I'm not going to miss the opportunity.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

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"But the incest and the pedophilia and--" THE TAGGING SYSTEM OKAY, FILTER IT OUT. It isn't FOR YOU. First of all, many people write those stories as a way to cope with their trauma, and second of all, the people that are indulging in incest and pedophilia and noncon and all that that AREN'T doing it for those reasons? You CAN'T STOP THEM. They're going to do it ANYWAY.

If you censor ONE thing, you invite the censorship of OTHER things. AO3 doesn't censor its content, but it does allow a TAGGING SYSTEM so that you can find exactly what you're looking for and filter out exactly what you AREN'T looking for, and never want to see. This ranges from these topics to kinks you don't care for to characters you don't like, etc etc etc until the end of time. AO3 operates on Don't Like Don't Read, even for things that are immoral. Don't like it, don't read it. There's nothing you can or should do.

one-time-i-dreamt

My college’s dining hall was ripped out and replaced with an Arby’s, and when I asked them why, they said they just felt like being a little extra.

theagentleftbehind-deactivated2

So what about a deaf Vogon would their poetry be less lethal if they used their version of ASL?

stormrider24

No the sign just like physically damages your vision on a permanent level and causes extreme migraines to anyone trying to look at it

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homunculus-argument

I disagree with the wording of "cooking is art, baking is science". No, art has far lower stakes than cooking - if you set out to make art, it is simply not possible to fuck up so bad that the end result would not count as art if you're still willing to call it so. It might be ugly as hell and look nothing like what you meant it to be, but art is art nonetheless. However, if you start cooking with the goal of making food to eat, it is entirely possible and actually quite easy to fuck up so bad that the end result does not count as food, as it isn't something you could or should eat.

Cooking is a science: you can, should, and even must fuck around to find out, as even if you end up making something terrible, you have now learned what happens if you do that. You have gained valuable information. And sometimes, you accidentally strike gold and have invented something tasty and awesome.

Baking is religion. You have been told how things must be done, and if you stray from the righteous path that was shown you, you just go to hell. Doesn't matter what it was that you fucked up, you go to hell forever. And if the scriptures that were given to you are somehow incorrect, you go to hell for following them. Fuck you and good luck.

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Cooking is science and baking is religion really works for me as a culinary major because my cooking teacher is like "Uhhhh,that's done. i think. It's pokes it UHHHHHHH give it like... thirty seconds. I think." and is very casual about it. I once accidentally dumped an unholy amount of garlic powder into my soup because I was a clumsy first year and he saw what happened, tasted it, and was like "No that's pretty decent. It's a little grainy but y'know."

But for my baking classes? If you put in even a single extra grain of cinnamon into your product the entire oven explodes, your product tastes like raw cinnamon bark, and Paul Hollywood comes out from the tent, hops on a plane, and personally beats the shit out of you.

Me: I'm really scared for today. I don't know if my dish is going to be done on time... I just hope nothing goes wrong!

The humble butt plug standing in the walk-in refrigerator:

#thing that really happened today #never heard my professor that absolutely disgusted and livid in my life #culinary school #culinary class #culinary arts #and btw my dish was really good

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