dyke

i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

under the right conditions

Charles Leclerc,is that you?

yes it’s me, monacan f1 driver charles leclerc,i need your help to win my next race, all you have to do is send me the 16 numbers on the front of your debit card, the expiration, and the 3 numbers on the back

i’m capable of finding blondes attractive

under the right conditions

Charles Leclerc,is that you?

yes it’s me, monacan f1 driver charles leclerc,i need your help to win my next race, all you have to do is send me the 16 numbers on the front of your debit card, the expiration, and the 3 numbers on the back

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

and im here too! 😃

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened