you were hiding

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

having an oc you're obsessed with feels good as fuck

How did it get up there

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

we joke about the cubus in amaurot but honestly if a new yorker made a simulacrum of new york 10,000 years in the future and someone was like "why are there fucking rats" they Would react like that one tweet