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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
tumblr dot com
ojovivo
occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
oozey mess
almost home
Origami Around
Sade Olutola
todays bird
PR's Tumblrdome
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Janaina Medeiros
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@storm-aeterna
the difficulty of trying to figure out what's too horny for main, or conversely, what's mild enough that I would rather have it on main where my (still not that many) followers are
^ me, alt, new blog. nsfw. used much? no. lazy to switch back and forth.
minors, DO NOT THE ALT.
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I think the opposite of calling something peak should be calling it trenches.
the pits is right there bestie
But pits are amazing?!? Who would use such a great body part to mean bad or unpleasant?
cant use the pits or ass or even taint these days what is even left?
@whalesharkcat
meow….
playing a specific audio file on my phone to hijack the robo-barista in the drive though so that i can run an Arbitrary Code Execution glitch via the customer name field, instructing her to synthesize a flavored coffee beverage laced with feminizing LSD... unfortunately a new firmware update on the Tesla behind me in the drivethrough recently enabled constant audio monitoring as part of analytics reporting, and their model X auto-flags my attempted hack, (mis)categorizing it as an illegal attempt to enable the Tesla Luxury Air Conditioning without logging billable milliseconds, causing it to immediately implode as a security precaution
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There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct
epic rap battles of mystery
????
VERSUS
we dint know????
Nasha has this chart in her room
ever since i was a little girl i wanted to test the capabilities of the federations's new mobile suit
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when you meow at her but she barks back :/
it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke
you know the internet is dying when you can't even search glup shitto funniest moments and find a single relevant result
our data wizards crunched the numbers, and they discovered something truly incredible: users spend up to 10x longer on the website when they can't find what the fuck they came looking for
you joke but this is literally what google realised and changed with google search and youtube.
Wanna listen to this story instead? Check out this week's Better Offline podcast, "The Man That Destroyed Google Search," available on Apple
profit projections looked like it wasn’t going to be infinite growth for a quarter, and so the head of ads ousted one of the founders and implemented drastic measures to increase search queries. these measures were: making their services worse. this is NOT an exaggeration. it’s actually crazy how anti-consumer google is as a company now.
I've been bedridden for nine months, and I'm only now getting a surgeon lined up to fix this. If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive.
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wait drunk is the "bad state" of drinking and you're just meant to keep edging the tipsy state? Wtf that sucks who maid that shit up?
sorry i read "edging" and "maid" and got so hard i passed out
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jerkying off my dried meats
your meat should not be dry. this is usually evident of problems
I had a dream, I don't remember the exact wording but you made a post that was like "if you wanna be more comfortable at [certain type of transgender event] just jerk off. you're allowed." and i did it and it worked. thanks dream charlotte!
yaaaay🙌this works irl too👍
