Daniel, darling, itβs come to my attention your readers have dubbed our coupling βThe Devilβs Minionβ. Why have they done this, Daniel? I am no devil. Nor do I see any resemblance between yourself and those little yellow fellows from the picture shows. I find the title reductive. They should call us βBeautiful Angels in Genuine Eternal Loveβ. What? Donβt laugh! No, I didnβt mean for the acronym to be BAGEL!! Stop calling us BAGEL at once, Daniel!!! Youβve mocked my earnesty for the last time.












