I been drinkin, I been drankin'

Meh. What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Not really.

You try hard for me because you love me.

I try.

You try hard.

Can you burn witches?

Oh yeah, good one.

Do you wanna have a pretty funeral in America or not?

Can you burn me to ashes before you smuggle me?

That's both sweet of you and utterly disgusting.

England is amazing, shut up.

But what if I die? My body will be overseas.

Are you seriously interested in chinchillas?

As long as they don't kill people, sure. From the ones I've seen at pet stores, they look pretty damn cute.

Is all this fast talking so you can come on the chinchilla expedition? Because you can, honest.

Are you asking for me to come?

You trying to say my hair looks like a member of the rodent family?

I mean, if wild chinchillas are dark colored then I'm pretty sure they could mistake your hair as one of them. I don't know, I'm not a chinchilla.. Or am I?

You tell me - why would it attack my face?

They might think your hair's another chinchilla.

I wanna catch a chinchilla. Real bad.

Wouldn't it like attack your face?

Oh come on. Brothers are the best! 

Obviously not mine.

Siblings are evil, but you have to love them. 

My brother is the evil one, but yeah, I love them both dearly.