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I have to have someone hold my hand when I get blood work done. I’m a total baby about that stuff.

I usually just end up babbling about embarrassing things while making myself dizzy by staring so hard at a wall.

Tourists of course. It’s way much more fun.

They'd probably think you were famous and it could escalate quickly. 

I really am, Ans, I really am.

How sketchy were they?

That's a legit question, and I wanna say that the first was better than the second, just because the guy's beard at least looked clean.

I try to keep at least twenty feet between any needles and my body just to be safe.

I do that too - makes my doctor's blood work an adventure.

I think tattoos are awesome…on other people. I’d probably throw up if I ever went to go get one. Needles and I have been sworn enemies for eighteen years, and there is no truce in sight.

See, you and I are kindred spirits? Needles fucking blow, you can't trust them.

Wonder how much my mother would cry if I actually stopped in one.

Well aren't you just ahead of the game.

You know what sounds fun? Photo bombing the people around London. Their reactions will be pretty funny.

Tourists or locals?

I was impressed. I am no longer impressed.

What, you don't like honesty?!

Tell me when you’re going to do it. I don’t want to miss the moment when you’re going to break something.

What do I get if I actually do it?

I didn’t say he wasn’t iconic. I said the rest of them weren’t as iconic. Good word though. Erroneous. Like that one.

I stole it from Wedding Crashers, I'll be honest.

You could snap your neck, that’s what.

Is there anything you don't worry about? Backflipping could also be FUN.

But they’re not as iconic. Don’t you want to be iconic?

Whoa whoa whoa, are you saying that Timothy Dalton wasn't iconic? ERRONEOUS!