harsh realm

Gift cards are usually a pretty good last-minute present, even though they kinda lack any personal touch.

I might just have to do that. 

Valentines day is in 2 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now

I'm in love with you.

I don’t know, you would know her better than I would.

She has a lot of shit though. Christ sake, shopping for her is hard. 

Go with flowers. Not roses or tulips or any of that boring stuff.Girls just like flowers. and also a handwritten card.

Flowers? Ehh. That isn't very Annie like. 

Well I do, but I always did so.

What's up? Oh nothing much. And you? 

Either way, having an evil older sister is probably better than having an evil older brother, older brothers can be such dicks sometimes, and like, I am one so I can say that pretty confidently. Who’s your sister?

That's true. But sisters can be bitches sometimes. I mean, mine isn't, to me anyway, but still. Annie Phillips is my sister. 

Fine I will. Come over whenever, love. Trust me, you won’t forget these DSLs.

I'll be over soon. I won't believe you until it happens. 

I’m glad to hear.

How old is your sister? 

I’m sorry, but I think you must have hit yourself hard in the head if you don’t remember that I’m number one. Do I need to prove something to you, babe?

I don't think I hit my head or anything, sweetheart. But I don't remember you being number one. Maybe you could prove it to me. 

She’s pretty great, yeah? 

She's the best, really. 

My brother is the evil one, but yeah, I love them both dearly.

Oh come on. Brothers are the best! 

Best sister and best hook up partner. Your life is swaggie.

Well I wouldn't say you were the best. But you're definitely in the top five. Okay maybe top three, but still.

Glad to know, but, I possibly have the best younger sister ever. 

Siblings are evil, but you have to love them. 

I think you do have the best older sister.

As you should. You're dating her. 

I missed the party last night because I lost track of time while drawing. Whoops.

I'm pretty sure you're not the only one who missed out on it.