Pimp Hand of God

You need all the chocolate I can find for you because putting yourself out there only to get a freak out is one of the biggest blows to an ego and a heart one can have… How are you feeling??

Right, now.....hurt. Confused. Regretful.

How bad did he freak out ?? Like on a scale of 1-10?

Solid 8.

There are only two reasons one can lay in bed for days and binge on chocolate. You’re either on your period, or having boy problems. Which is it?… And you don’t get any until you tell.

Adam. I told him I liked him and he freaked.

Yes, I have some… My mom goes all out the day after valentines day and practically buys out a store and when I went home, she gave me about a pound or five of it… 

Nothing, everything is great. Can I have some chocolate?

Why have you been laying in bed for two days? You’re missing out on life.

Life sucks.

You sound like you need chocolate.

Do you have any?

You need to socialize, dearest.

I'm talking to you, I'm socializing.

You’re okay?

Fucking awesome.

How do you want me to fucking forget it? I don’t even get it. I’m sorry…

If I can you can. Don't be. I'll get over it.

Don't! Just..don't. I..forget it. I'll get over it. It's a crush, I'll get over it and everything will go back to normal.

Basically, yes.

What did yours do?