Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

this ask lives in my mind rentfree

giovanni wrote this

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

5 stars bc it’s clearly his first day on earth

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me