basically a lung in a drawer

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Here's an idea about why kids are so anxious and depressed all the time...the environments kids are in most of the time are very stressful and don't fulfill their needs for play, rest, proper variety of foods, positive social opportunities, and freedom from fear pain punishment etc

emmy for tom glynn-carney’s delivery of “i’m aliveEee!” holy shit

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

we are criston coooooooooooole we liiiiiiight the wayyyyy

they put the ormund hightower poppers edit on a billboard

new sentences being constructed every day

religious zealout, homosexual, homophobic, groomer, diva, kingmaker, crashout king, addicted to fragrances, scholar, ballad composer, tapestry collector, has the most beautiful armor in westeros and an eye for tasteful corpse arrangement, meria martell/dorne/corlys velaryon stan, walks naked in public, obsessed with his boywife that he keeps locked in his dark lord's mansion. may or may not self-flagellate in secret. ormund hightower may be the asoiaf antagonist of all time

The best part of Grindr is how it is many peoples first time communicating via text ever!

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

baru cormorant having to ally with someone who has intense spiritual convictions centered around honesty and human connection is kind of the funniest thing that could possibly have happened to her

this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.