han solo is a fucking sub

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

Tumblr:

tha's a puppedawg.

well, tha's not a puppedog, bu' da's a do'hwhh--

das a canidae

oOOHh, yeah, loogi dat dawg

(car window sound) rollin dis up, doe

loogi dat dawg, ohh mann

'ass a pup

eaoogida pup--smells like pup

“No,” it says finally. “I am many.”

and this

and this

and this

like he’s not the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco? 

Like he’s not constantly getting phone numbers scrawled on bar napkins plastered to his buff Silly Putty biceps?? 

Like seven out of ten ‘victims’ he rescues in a week aren’t the same handful of fans who purposely walk down dark alleys with boxes of Godiva on hand??? 

Like he’s never been stopped by the world’s most steel-balled paparazzi on the street and broke the city’s heart by stating, “What? No, of course I’m not single,” before immediately mending that heart by following with, “But if my Other is cool with it we’re down for a threesome,”????

By the way, you’re only immune to chicken pox via vaccination (will probably need a booster/shingles vaccine later in life though if exposed to children a lot). If you’ve had chicken pox then the virus which causes it—varicella zoster—lies dormant in body and reactivates later in life as shingles (any antibodies would be gone by then). Shingles is not just a disease that older people get, it happens as young as 30.

I got shingles in my 20s (it was during college midterms and probably brought on by stress and lack of sleep compromising my immune system). Trust me, it was absolutely miserable. I couldn’t sleep once midterms were over because throbbing pain was constantly shooting from a bumpy rash on my side up my back. Over the counter painkillers didn’t help much. Neither did topical creams. When I did finally pass out from exhaustion, the pain woke me up almost every hour. And I was lucky, my case only lasted about two weeks because I was so young and otherwise healthy… older people I know have suffered this up to a month and now have permanent nerve damage.

The chicken pox vaccine wasn’t available in the US when I caught it in the late 80s at daycare. I was just a toddler so I have no memory of how bad it was. But, if it had been available and I found out after having shingles that my parents had opted out, I would have been furious! Thankfully, my family is very pro-vax. It’s just a shame I was never offered the shingles shot because it’s considered an “old person’s disease.”