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i know music isnt healthy but it feels so good...

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

Living by the sword sounds ideal, and I don't see any way it could go wrong

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

men will really be like i don’t give a shit about you but i’m never leaving you alone

a perfect allegory for the contradictory nature of our inner worlds, always conflicted, born and taught to be soulless, to feel nothing, but we still feel it all, deeply

Girl whatever

in the event of the collapse of the United States im assuming i can rely on all of you, my loyal mutuals, my adoring followers, to back me in my bid for the Throne