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- Have you seen the sixth most important financial advisor's sugar bowl?
- No?
- Hmm, it's not very 'In' to lose such a fashionable vessel for disaccharides is it?
- Poor Esmé.
i don't think count olaf was actually going to kill dewey denouement.
"Lay down your weapon, Olaf," the eldest Baudelaire said. "You don't want to do this wicked thing."
Count Olaf blinked, but did not move the gun.
...and even Count Olaf gasped, although it is unusual for a villain to gasp unless he is discovering a crucial secret, or suffering very great pain.
and i think this for quite a few reasons.
when olaf kills, he is not himself. it is important to me that this is understood. his disguises are not just a physical mask, they are a mental wall. olaf has to become someone else to commit these violent acts, otherwise emotions take over in the moment which block one from doing such a think. to me, the disguises are just a physical manifestation of the necessary disassociation that comes with this violence.
in this moment of TPP, olaf is himself and he is himself fully. there is vulnerability we see from him in this scene that we do not see when he is killing others. he is not in a headspace where he could do such a thing, only use it as a threat that he was so sure would work.
it also specifies over and over that he does not move. there is such inaction here. if he wanted to kill dewey, he would've just done it.
the specificity of him blinking is also important to me. to me, that signifies a moment of reflection. a pause before he goes back to saying "no, i want this." just as he was conditioned by the sinister duo to believe.
i also sometimes think there may be an element of hurting kit here, but i quickly backtrack on that thought most of the time. he killed jacques, i don't think it lines up. but maybe that thought was in the back of his mind.
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asoue au concept where the guardians (and those 'close' to guardians) apart from a selected few (olaf* + justice strauss, esme* + jerome, hal, bruce [even if it's more of him watching over the snow scouts], the denouement triplets because the baudelaires are in their care at the hotel even if they're working for them, and ishmael) and some related characters are all swap:
monty <-> widdershins
widdershins is a submarine captain turn naval/maritime historian, living in a mansion on lousy lane. parts of his old submarine, the queequeg, are inside a room that he calls 'the maritime museum'. widdershins was once almost a stepfather, but the relationship didn't work out. widdershins' pet snake name inky (the incredibly deadly viper) was found in his travels. inky's friendliness to everyone has the baudelaires convince inky didn't murder widdershins.
monty is a herpetologist, who lives in a giant converted bus that has two floors; the second floor is dub the 'reptile resort' due to having much of his reptiles and other creatures. he is the guardian of fiona (and fernald). monty was one of two^ behind the creation of the myceilum, a truth that had fernald running away upon learning. monty never leaves, but his presence certainly shakes things up; maybe it would have been better if he wasn't present at all...
josephine <-> gustav
gustav is a famous, shut-in movie director and writer. due to an accidental death years ago that has gustav losing his best friend and sister sally, he lost his creativity. gustav spend most of his time living over lake lachrymose in hopes to find a spark. said spark returned when meeting captain julio sham. after faking his death and hiding his location in a coded letter, gustav dies from the leeches because he ate caviar before the baudelaires found him.
josephine is an explorer who occasionally acts as widdershins' assistant at the museum. the baudelaires like josephine, and love the stories she tells to them about her and ike's adventures, but admit her grammar correcting habit gets on their nerves at time (stop trying to correct a baby's grammar, josephine). josephine's absence has ike searching for her, leading to widdershins hiring a new person, stephano. to help around the museum.
ike <-> sally
sally was gustav's co-writer and star actress. the baudelaires when gustav was out watched 'zombie' in the snow', and saw sally as greta and thought her as a wonderful actress. sally's death was from a train accident due to the track switcher being pulled. olaf revealed to gustav he pulled the track switcher, leading to gustav fighting olaf. gustav in wanting revenge for his sister, gets push into the water
ike is mention several times, appearing at the end to tell everyone josephine got murdered. ike fought for guardianship, revealing he is mrs. baudelaire's second cousin and proved his relation by whistling with crackers in his mouth. but alas, the baudelaires already have a new guardian to go to. all ike has is inky, who he gives to kit when they meet later off-screen, and his [adopted] brother.
sir and charles <-> nero
sir is the never seen principal of prufrock prep, and charles is the vice principal. charles as much as he hates it and wishes he could do something to change them, enforces the cruel, ridiculous school rules that been in place for decades (sir tried to shorten lunch time to fifteen minutes, and tried to give the children gum for lunch, but those higher rank than him put their foot down ASAP). charles reports to sir daily, keeping him up to date with everything, especially with the baudelaires.
sir only appears at the near when the baudelaires are given their exam, his face hidden from his cigar smokes. despite them passing, sir thought them so troublesome he expels them anyway. charles can do nothing about it, but he did got sir to pay sunny her wages of being a secretary (threatening to call 'those higher rank').
nero is the owner of lucky smell lumber mill due, but he would rather spend his work day playing the violin, trying to join orchestras by sending their letters, and play his violin to the workers at the end of the work day. at least he pays the workers money and give them a proper lunch break, even if the pay is well below the minimum wage and what they eat at lunch is cracker, cheese, and water.
due to a lack of co-owner, phil not only gets his leg injured, but he gets kidnapped by a hypnotized klaus and tied to a log and has to get rescued. somehow, phil is still an optimist after all of this. nero probably would have kept the baudelaires at the mill if it wasn't for them disrupting his concert the previous night with the accidental death of paltryville's optometrist taking away attention.
olivia caliban <-> georigna orwell
dr. olivia caliban is the optometrist/hypnotist of paltryville. not much is known of her past, other than she is the youngest of her siblings, and that she left her previous practice in the hinterlands. while giving people what they want -as a hypnotist- what olivia wants is to be a regular optometrist. the baudelaire's arrival has her reluctantly teams up with olaf, hiring him as 'shirley' her receptionist. olivia eventually switches sides and fight olaf, only to die by the sawblade.
georgina orwell as 'madame julia', runs caligari carnival in the hinterlands. when the baudelaires confront madame julia as a fraud, georgina takes off her disguise. she reveals she hates living in the hinterlands and giving people what they want as julia. seeing the baudelaires as an escape, she tells them what she knows about vfd, and how they can leave. after being eaten by lions, olaf reveals georgina ratted them out to get half of their fortune.
larry <-> hector
larry is the custodian/repair man, replacing the previous one who left the village one day and never came back. larry cooks polish food, for he is of polish descent. larry defends the baudelaires when accused of murdering olaf (jacques snicket), though larry didn't have kind things to say about jacques snicket himself^. escapes the village with the quagmire in an abandon self-sustaining hot air mobile balloon, and no one on board knows how to work it (larry didn't built it).
hector is the waiter and cook of the anxious clown, but he would rather be cooking mexican food. a talkative person once you get past his skittish behavior, he knows a lot about lake lachrymose and the surrounding area. revealing himself as ike's brother and thus another second cousin to mrs. baudelaire, the baudelaires are getting annoyed that their mom have second cousins they don't know about who they can't be raise by despite being capable of it.
geraldine julienne <-> arthur poe
geraldine julienne was once a fact checker at the daily punctilio. but after losing her job she now works as a banker at mulctuary money management. always in a grey dress suit, she has a bad habit of chewing gum loudly. ms julienne means well, but her tendencies to get stark struck makes her easily manipulated. for instance, she brushes over olaf's abuse due to him being an actor, and believes esme is force to work with olaf, tee onward.
arthur poe was once an actor, but feeling unfulfilled by the career, he began working the financial times at the daily punctilio. eventually, he became their dramatic critic, after the previous dramatic critic got fired. his review of the marvelous marriage, which was him reviewing olaf's plan to steal the baudelaire fortune, has eleanora making her younger brother the star reporter, making him report of the baudelaires from thh onward. has a cough (no, he isn't sick).
*i did thought about swapping olaf with esme, and justice strauss with jerome squalor; that's more-or-less canon with olaf and esme swapping appearances but keeping motivations (kit/esme were 100% a thing in the past here). but because canon!geraldine is a big fan of canon!esme, this trait gets carry over. geraldine would quickly excuse esme's behavior, blaming the baudelaires for the eventual abuse/neglect done to them (i feel esme would keep up appearances until a certain point). and i know esme will pull one over, claiming to have change after a phonecall. and i feel esme would get the fortune before violet becomes of age by getting geraldine to do her a few favors, and she wouldn't realize she mess up until learning the baudelaires are dead.
^in this au, monty worked alongside gregor as a partner; while monty is a herpetologist, he does know his poisons. widdershins was in an implied relationship with monty, and monty took in an orphan fernald and fiona. monty due to gregor's influences, began scaring widdershins. widdershins after talking with kit and a few others to try bring sense to monty, agreed to burn down anwhistle aquatic, declaring it their 'breakup'. monty allowed fernald to be falsely accused of setting the fire (he wasn't presence, which makes the choice stranger) by jacques snicket, widdershins went awol and traveled the oceans, only letting a few others know (josephine, ike, hector, gustav, sally), until the queeqeug showed signs of no longer working, and decided to settle down as a naval/maritime historian in monty's old home, which is now abandoned.
^due to larry young age, while he wasn't friend with fernald, he was certainly closer with fernald compare to the other sbg members. they were able to talk more comfortably with one another, and they were frequent coffee buddies. larry's anger at jacques snicket's article had larry moving away from the city. with hector is going through things regarding gregor's death and other family problems, the two were all 'hey, you want to swap jobs?' and they did that.
Aunt Josephine's obsession with grammatical "correctness" in A Sceries of Unfortunate Events is presented in a really interesting way, where it's on the one hand a puerille, distracting focus on the wrong things about language (i.g. its "correctness" or "incorrectness," rather than its ability to express or explore ideas)—as I've been rereading the books I'd noticed how it's consistently tied to her cowardice, her inability to be materially helpful to the Baudelaire childen, & her impotence (in a universe where most adults are either competent but evil, or good-hearted but incompetent)—a fault which is especiallie notable in a work that otherwise consistently values and rewards a focus on language—
but on the other hand, this obsession is something that does end up being extremely useful too the Baudelaire children, in enabling them to inderstand her coded message
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Unfortunate Generation Friendship Moodboards ↠ Klaus Baudelaire and Fiona Widdershins
Here we stand, open arms, this is home where we are
Ever strong in the world that we made
I still hear you in the breeze, see your shadows in the trees
Holding on, memories never change…
Fiona Widdershins is not only an amazing and complex character but as a child, she [along with her brother, Fernald] taught me that morality is not black and white. Its grey.
People are chef's salads with good things and bad things mixed together with a vinaigrette of confusion.
She was volatile, she was morally ambiguous and although I dont agree with every thing she did, I see the reasons and understand them. She did more good than bad. She let the Baudelaires escape and she helped save Sunny from the Medusoid Mycelium, her giving the mycelium to Olaf and her abandoning the Baudelaires was to STAY with her brother, her only surviving family member.
So you may have your opinion on her but if you hate her for no reason...that just means you have a reason... and it's a reason that I am not going to stand for. If you catch my drift.
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