That is a very interesting question.

not for the first time I am thinking about lemony, smoking outside the hotel denouement next to the taxi. lemony who smokes and doesn’t remember the exact sequence of events that led him to start, but knows he was young when he did, that he was addicted well before he was meant to have been allowed to buy them for himself. lemony who starts smoking only a couple of years after he remembered having some youthful idea that he would never be foolish enough to, and adults shouldn’t be encouraged to, until the world taught him that it wasn’t as simple as that and he changed his mind. lemony who once in his youth thought at least it gave him something of an air of mystery. but now it’s just another curse, one he doesn’t have the energy to try to break.

the great thing with asoue is if your fav character is anyone who lemony canonically dislikes you can literally say "well that wouldnt have happened" or "lemonys an unreliable narrator hes just trying to make them look bad" about any piece of canon that u dont like. in this essay i will be explaining why eswell is real and canon and true and how lemony snicket hates lesbians

a series of unfortunate serieses

happy pride month to all the tragic queers of the vfd

count olaf’s consistent following of the baudelaires is so amusing to me. my guy you are gaining NOTHING from this. love of the game

remember kids any character can have your disability if you project hard enough

esme squalor is autistic and dyslexic because i #SAIDSO

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

Frank and Ernest both leaving vfd/firestarters behind and opening a small inn together