Smile.
Breathe.
And just remember, it's too late to get out of it, so you might as well go on.
And never underestimate the power of gummy bears.
@sarabeth72
Gummy bears. *chefās kiss*
Acquired Stardust
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Origami Around
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Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Smile.
Breathe.
And just remember, it's too late to get out of it, so you might as well go on.
And never underestimate the power of gummy bears.
@sarabeth72
Gummy bears. *chefās kiss*

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Do you guys block the tags of fandoms that your mutuals/people you follow are into that you have no interest in?
yeah
nah
I'm genuinely curious! I personally don't because it's fun learning things second hand, and if something annoys me too much I just unfollow them.
reblog with your answers in the tags!! maybe an explanation too if you feel like it
if you know you know
this is what you draw on the floor in chalk and chicken blood to summon a fic writer
JUST LIKE TO EMPHASIZE: THIS IS FOR SUMMONING A FIC WRITER.Ā FURTHER, MORE SUBSTANTIAL SACRIFICES MIGHT BE REQUIRED IF YOUāD LIKE TO ACTUALLY CONJURE THE FIC.
Adaptions - preview
Coming soon
Series summary: Johanna āJoā Collins and Walter Marshall have grown up in the same small town. Their parents are friends, and theyāve known each other for as long as they can remember. When both of them are back in town to visit, they meet again after many years. And although their lives have taken major turns in the meantime, some things may never change. Or will they?Ā
Series warnings: Aside from fluff, smut, and a little angst, this fic will contain some grown-up topics such as divorce, parenting, and growing up or growing older (depending on the perspective, I guess). Detailed warnings will be given for each chapter.
Author's note: Did I say that I plan to write more one-shots before I hurl myself into the next series? Yup, that I did. Does Walter Marshall care about my plans? Hell no, he doesn't. And since I can't refuse him anything, you can meet Jo and Walter in a few days š
Happy Valentines from this chonky boi
Here, have some more Sy
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brazarg alliance is OVER fuck lula
Hablando como uruguaya, el MEJOR asado que comĆ en mi vida fue en Argentina, porque exportamos la mejor y nos quedamos con el resto. Lula tiene que tener buenos dientes para entrarle al asado uruguayo š¤£š¤£
Ajajaja bueno pero intenta, les esta sobando el lomo primos
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know youāre being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Ā Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans asĀ āfeatherless bipedsā and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screamingĀ āBEHOLD A MAN!ā
i love how you say āit reminds me of that timeā like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. Itās gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. Itās a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN whereās the lie
Demeter: ⦠And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
World Heritage Post
African & Latinos people seeing English player kneeling as a protest for Qatar violation of human rights
every eldest daughter deserves to be evil
honestly this should be the most popular post on tumblr but younger siblings won't reblog this
Come Home to MeĀ
Summary: A weekend with Walter, Fiona and Faye as their little family grows closer.Ā
Pairing: Marshall and OFC Fiona
Word count: 6,802
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mentions of a panic attack
Keep reading
Yay theyāre back! What a lovely surprise.
I was really, really needing them and the comfort they bring me so I stitched together a few separate ideas I had for them and I hope it was cohesive. If not, I hope it was at least comforting! š„°

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this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Rule #2
Donāt ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Donāt ever hug a lobster when youāre strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobsterās first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Donāt ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobsterās spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So donāt ever hug a lobster, simply put, itās impolite.
This place... Honestly Thanks universe for Tumblr and it's people
"Chasing Pumpkin"
Sand Castle AU - Chapter 2
Previous
Characters: Syverson x Reader
Posted: Sept 29th
A/N: worked on this while bored during the hurricane, hope ya'll enjoy, more to come!
WARNINGS: mention of past abusive relationship, dumb bitch vibes
Like, Comments, & Reblogs are always appreciated and loved.
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Finally had time to properly read and enjoy this and YES! Sock it to Kelly! Screw her!
āBut the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the amount of work people get done in eight hours (the average office worker gets less than three hours of actual work done in 8 hours) but because it makes for such a purchase-happy public. Keeping free time scarce means people pay a lot more for convenience, gratification, and any other relief they can buy. It keeps them watching television, and its commercials. It keeps them unambitious outside of work. Weāve been led into a culture that has been engineered to leave us tired, hungry for indulgence, willing to pay a lot for convenience and entertainment, and most importantly, vaguely dissatisfied with our lives so that we continue wanting things we donāt have. We buy so much because it always seems like something is still missing.ā
ā Your Lifestyle Has Already Been DesignedĀ (via becoming-vverevvolf)
MASTERLIST
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Pairing: Ari Levinson x Female Reader
Summary: Comfortable in your easy life in the city, when your uncle Charles passed away, you didnāt think twice about what you were gonna do with the farm he left you in his will. Thereās no way youād waste your time on it, right? Thatās what you thought. But destiny (and the handsome farmer who runs it) have a different idea.
Warnings: angst, fluff, smut, enemies to lovers.ļæ¼ (* indicates chapters containing smut)
Feedback is very welcome, reblogs are golden. I don't allow my work to be copied or reposted on other websites. Don't steal other people stuff!!! MINORS DNI - DO NOT read unless you're 18+ thank you!
TAGLIST IS OPEN šš»š»š»
CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
CHAPTER THREE
CHAPTER FOUR *
CHAPTER FIVE
CHAPTER SIX *
CHAPTER SEVEN *
CHAPTER EIGHT*
CHAPTER NINE* (NEW!)
CHAPTER TEN (coming soon)
i want to be inconvenienced by you. i want to wait for you, i want to hold your things while you do something else, i want to make adjustments to my plans to make space for you. someone at your side who takes up no space and has no needs of their own is not a person, but a shadow. i don't want a shadow, i want you. i want my life to be altered by your presence in it. please, inconvenience me.
@just-chirpin
If Sy was a poet š„°
Omg thank you so much for sharing this YESSSS

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well. this has been the wildest 48 hours in modern geopolitics for quite a while huh.
ā¬ļø from thestraggletag
WAIT I JUST WOKE UP I HADNāT HEARD ABOUT ARGENTINA YET
Yeah it was such a disaster all banks closed on Monday! But honestly it's kind of a regular Monday for Argentina we live politics and economics in hard mode. Like the whole ministers in the UK quitting is normal, we had 6 presidents in one week once because they kept quitting. The first one left by leaving the pink house (the presidential building) in a helicopter. I think there was one that lasted a few hours.
The economy minister quit? No wonder, I mean the currency lost 20% of its value?? It was already pretty fucking worthless to begin with. Happy independence day, I guess