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omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

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guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

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nearly a year later, we’re dating

miscalainaeous

all this advertising for Jurassic World is unnecessary.

just let everyone know Chris Pratt is in it and the whole world will run to the nearest theatre.

Seriously.

We all love that man more than life itself.

This could be the poster and I would still go:

#its pretty much the only reason I want to see it

cat-parlour

Sasha the cat ♡

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walking into the wrong class

jathis

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

catceleste

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd” ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god.

ginger-goddesss

I went over this guys house and he said my perfume was turning him on and we ended up having sex &it was my 1d perfume like once again one direction coming thru 4 a bitch

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Government Secret #54

We’ve already rigged the election of 2056 so that Blue Ivy Carter would win

poyzn

Animals that are sneakingly awesome.

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legendary

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how do i lose 30 pounds in 1 minute

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go to England and buy something

twizzlerrthedragon

Do British people get this joke or something

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Super proud of our Doctor Who “Villian” group cosplay from Fanime 2015!

Ood ultimateumbrage, Peg Doll , Clockwork Droid pancake-dating, Sister of Plentitude hashibamime, Cassandra’s Assistant alpaca-you-up and Cassandra

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Rush Hour bloopers.

queen-of-quiet-queefs

This is the cutest thing.

jjnora

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

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