✩NICE✩

when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂

god this website used to be dope

When there's a very obvious bloodstain in the hardwood kitchen floor, but the house is 30k under expected price

you know how "the brain doesn't finish developing until 25" was a misinterpretation of a study where subject age capped out at 25? and you know how the ongoing Chernobyl meltdown was handwaved away because the radiation readings didn't seem that high, when they were actually reaching the max level their cheap dosimeters could read and the real amount was thousands of times higher? anyway i'm wondering what other instances of that we're just living with without realizing

Just in case you need to hear this, bedtime is not for looking at news. It's not time to watch videos about what's going on; it's not time to catch up or "stay informed". Your job at bedtime is to relax and clear your head and sleep, so that you can be rested and tackle another day tomorrow. That's your only responsibility at bedtime. That's how you serve the world best. At bedtime, relaxing and going the fuck to sleep is praxis.

(grown adult who still watches childrens cartoons)-> They need to stop making cartoons about regular ass kids having fun in their regular ass hometown. Who gives a fuck about that give me a crazy world where the kids are made of balloons and they jump everywhere to get around. And the bad guy is a pincushion. Or some shit.

Can anybody hear me

can I blast my thick nog on your eggs

my favorite image ever btw