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Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

Marble Hornets AU where everything is the same but after Tim gets his leg broken, he has to spend at least a week off of it, not even supposed to walk around on his boot, and understandably is in a bad mood and doesn’t want to talk much so Brian gets him one of those happy-angry octopuses as a joke so he can quote “Express his feelings” and Tim immediately takes it, flips it to the angry side, and chucks it at Brian’s head.

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

telling a small baby that they made an excellent point and you fully agree

ADHD

marble hornets, at its core, is a series about transmasc, mentally ill, gay men getting chased by/chasing transmasc, mentally ill, gay men

Small penises aren't bad, balding isn't bad, being short isn't bad, being fat isn't bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they're bad) the better.

himbo