call me bee

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.

when someone is a christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust the transatlantic slave trade the extermination of native americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by christians so why do muslims get asked about terrorism and jewish people about israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while christians are not required to explain themselves??

goyim and non muslims can and should reblog

[christians and all sectors of christianity that means you]

one of my favorite ilya tunamelt thoughts is that like for their whole relationship he was assuming when it came down to it he would have to be the one to end things with shane he would have to decide when their game was done and even if it wasnt Immediately… Eventually he would be the one that would have to make sure things didnt get too out of hand ….. and ilya realizing when shane leaves that He was wrong He is way too far from shore w out a live vest He has never been able to restrain his feelings for shane exactlyyyyy

i am also just entertained by ilya coming out of the vegas no aftercare sad fest being like Ok ilya bad one tonight We said we werent gonna give into our Need for Emotional Intimacy But its like fine its chill . surely shane got the message that this is how we are now . Cant wait to text him and see him next time and think about him and flirt with him and get some kisses next time and plan for the time after that . But im still like in control of my feelings thoNot thinkingabout itNotthinking about it Shane doesnt even realize how into me he is 🙄🙄🙄🙄 Dumbass

Official Post of Massachusetts

Reblog cause FACTS

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test

I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.