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welcome to n1ght vale

cecil gershwin palmer is the most character ever

how old is he? no fucking clue. what does he look like? he doesnt know. he fucks every scientist he comes across. nobody knows what he’s capable of. his mom told him he was going to die and then immediately dipped for the rest of his life. his dad is a tree probably. his sister is completely normal. he regularly gets displaced into random realities and just rolls with it. he might be immortal. the god of his reality likes him the best. he’s afraid of mirrors. he’s gay. he’s even jewish.

Here's to wishing for too long limbs and knobbly joints, sharp teeth and eyes that flash unsettlingly in the moonlight

if i was a night vale radio station intern i would simply not die

rip to jerry, leland, rob, brad, stacey, richard, paolo, dylan, vithya, jesús, zvi, jeremy, hannah, dannielle, hector, gustav, and blake but im different

Maureen made this post

Cecil, rollerblading backwards into Carlos’ lab, flipping all the switches and pressing every button within arms reach: vibe check

Ok but when cecil said, “I don’t know everything about Carlos. And he does not tell me everything. That is okay. We are not one person. How lonely that would be, a couple who has made themselves one, so completely, that they are once again alone.”

concept: a game called “john mulaney or cecil palmer?” where you have to guess if a quote was said by popular stand-up comedian john mulaney or fictional radio host cecil gershwin palmer

this might sound easy, but please keep in mind that john mulaney has said “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child! you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!” and cecil palmer has said “alligators: can they kill your children? yes.”

John has said “🎶Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare! 🎶” and Cecil has said “Delta Airlines, because it’s not like you’re safe anywhere else.”

A concept: John Mulaney is a former radio host from Night Vale