L'Angolo della Neme

Sirius: Hey, babe.

Sirius: So, I met a guy today.

Remus:

Sirius: He was really handsome and I think I'm in love with him.

Remus:

Sirius: His name is Rodger.

Remus: Where is the cat?

Sirius, shining his wand under the bed: Moony, are you ready to come out and interact with people yet?

Remus: *Hissing and Screeching*

lily: wow, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

Lily: Please, I’m so tired.

Remus: Counterpoint: dancing is cursive walking, ice skating is cursive walking but with knives.

Sirius: Tap dancing is walking in all caps.

James: Marching is walking with perfect punctuation, grammar, and spelling.

James: They had a fight.

Lily: Then why are they holding hands?

Lily: You know I married you for your money and status, right?

James:

Remus: Yeah, Lily and I saw two pureblood idiots on our first day of school.

Lily: and we were like, "This is convenient."

Remus: and the plan worked.

James and Sirius:

Sirius: Physically, yes. Mentally? I’m in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

Sirius: I’m cuter.

Remus: That’s not even-

Harry, stomping on the floor: I'VE GOT SOME REALLY LOUD FOOTSTEPS.

Harry, knocking over a vase: HAHA SILLY ME.

Harry, at the top his lungs: BOY, I SURE HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT WOULD RUIN ME FOREVER!

Harry:....

Harry: *Screams for extra caution*

From a convo with @avengersandco