constellate

its sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean

did you know? the human body only uses 15% of it’s bones at any given time. imagine what would happen if we had access to 50%, or even 80% of our bones

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

This is better than any story he ever wrote

it’s like i always say: fuck

Soft as Silk, Sweet as honey, Dumb as shit, I ain’t got no money

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day