i love this, video

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]

sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse

just say supernatural

Me on my wedding day: *can’t wait to go home and cuddle*

this is why God has left us

growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate

#are you telling me#that there’s going to be a movie#with merman channing tatum and a plus sized woman#is this the real life#and on another note @ channing do you pick your roles yourself#because they are all. interesting.

I’VE SEEN SPACE MARINE HALF ALBINO WOLF HYBRID CHANNING TATUM AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR MERMAN CHANNING TATUM

hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.

when someone asks me about my best friend