can i hear a wahoo

ok. disney’s first gay character is released 5 times per month. whatever. but they add love, simon, a movie where the whole central theme and plot is literally about a teen being gay, and disney+ removes it for not being family friendly. ok.

this homophobia tastes different but it's still homophobia flavored

tony stark is that one college professor who emails his students and is like “due to emotional exhaustion there will be no class on friday. on a totally not related side note, how many of you know how to flirt and are able to teach me during office hours.” 

oh for fuck’s sake

OP first posted this in 2018 for context. what an on point prediction

that tik tok that’s the guy in a crop top and his mom comes in and shes like will you turn down the music – GOD. WILL YOU STOP WEARING THOSE STUPID – TOPS? THOSE CROP TOPS? they’re WEIRD, my friends are talking shit, I CAN SEE YOUR BOOB. anyway marcus antonius 

you know what? accents are actually lovely. like you can learn all the languages in the world and you still have a part of your own with you. that’s cute

Might start posting snippets of academic jargon at random and out of context because I’m bored and phrases like “demonological aetiology” are just too much not to laugh at?

“incompetency jurisdiction”

“radically empty passivity”

“hysteria in its various manifestations”

Doing online classes really just be like *has a list of assignments* *have no motivation what so ever* *watch random youtube videos* *stresses* *looks at assignment list again* *stresses more* *eat a snack* *sudden burst of productivity that last only about five minutes* *rewards self by checking phone* *stresses*

when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”

Straight boys be like

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”