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shane not believing in ghosts despite hearing a disembodied laugh by his bed as a child vs. ryan believing in ghosts because his toothpaste fell over on a boat once

i think my favorite part of puppet history is the fact that while shane and ryan are great friends ryan would not hesitate to drop kick the professor into oblivion

Are you so gay that you absolutely lose it over a tragic puppet love story between two oars or are you normal

Good evening to the gay oars from this week’s Puppet History song and no one else

Reblog if you got deeply invested into the obscure backstory of a blue puppet

upon rewatching the song many times, it is clear that the sword-oar still has feelings for the other oar. but if thats true, why does sword-oar not allow himself to be with the other oar, you ask. sword-oar is terrified by what he’s become and is doing this to protect the other oar. he only sees himself as a weapon who only causes destruction. he’s pretending to want to move on, but in reality he is disgusted by what he’s become and wants to protect his beloved oar-mate. in this essay i will