yikes

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

adding “mountain dew” into my list of elven names alongside “morningwood”

youre telling me an F1 car gets a pit crew and i get one jackass with adhd?

reblogging for that comment jhc

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening