seeing mutuals in my notes like yes...i'm entertaining the besties

We should all do this

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

my dead wife. the ad free internet

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant