you know what? it’s going to be ok for me #happinessmaxing

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

i feel so much better when no one knows where i am or what im doing

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

as much as i adore corvids if i was a bird i’d be a mourning dove easy

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hrooo. hrooo. hrooo.