mulder, it's me

Wait- how is this diet

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

were having online classes from now on and the struggle is real. took my robotics prof 15 minutes to unmute himself on skype 

after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

i am not immune to the giant valentine bear aisle

peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have little a escapism. as a treat.

Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

do those little soot sprites from ghibli have a union