most normal emet-selch fan

shaking ass to bangarang at the tumblr themed pride event stone cold sober #designateddriver

*sticks my head out the window of a car and shouts at you walking past on the sidewalk* Hey! What's the quickest way to hollow myself into a husk around here?

his first name couldn't have been hulk because that's a superhero. So I think it was Chulk Hogan

The like to reblog ratio on this one really says it all

you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

@aureoberlinerinn

I LOVE YALL @ everyone who wants it