Radiof*cker!

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

Hey guys wtf does "objectum" mean?????

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you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

(at a party) yeah dude i have a girlfriend. hang on i think i can show you a pic, she's absolutely gorgeous isn't she? (pulls out my phone and shows you a photo of a nintendo wii)

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