Radiof*cker!

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

about to be crushed by the spaceships trash compactor but when you’re pressed between the two metal plates, just before the pressure becomes painful, the movement stops and the spaceship holds you there in its firm cold embrace? it wants to fuck you btw

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

wireplay this, wireplay that, yeah ok but how about edging by putting the light switch right in between on and off? how about putting in the charger riiight before it can properly charge. how about that huh?