Ain't that something?

Thank god for titties and rice

due to personal reasons i will be performing vigilante justice 

not all of us have permission to run minecraft on a fucking nasa supercomputer

Those black pepper packets you get for free at McDonalds and the spices come with your cheap ramen…people fought wars and used to kill each other for them.

oh my god I cannot breathe

when the smoke alarm goes off 😂

You know what? I’m sick of this *digs three blocks down and closes myself in with a dirt block*

Filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole new dimension to the joke.

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that