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Dr. Benzedrine would be the best medical malpractice doctor ever. He would mean well but he'd be really lazy about it. It wouldn't be the best, like he'd give a new patient opioids based on their symptoms instead of actually checking. And he would 100% prescribe himself things he did not need: He would diagnose himself with ADHD to give himself the meds for it so he could focus on showbiz. He also takes the role of a medic, caring for the other Suitehearts if they get sick. For example, if they couldn't sleep, he'd prescribe sleeping meds. But.. this causes a big issue as Mr. Sandman often takes Dr. Benzedrine's prescription pad and forges Dr. Benzedrine's signature to get whatever meds he's feeling like that day. And while Dr. Benzedrine tends to mean well most of the time, for the sake of everyone else, sometimes he will slip a few things into Mr. Sandman's meals or drinks just to shut the guy up when the rambling gets too much to deal with.

Patrick sits and eats his food.

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