WHISKEY.
“That was a one-off and she didn’t use any lingo. She used her finger!”
❝ A Tinder reference you DIDN’T understand ❞ .
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@statesintern
WHISKEY.
“That was a one-off and she didn’t use any lingo. She used her finger!”
❝ A Tinder reference you DIDN’T understand ❞ .

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❝ You’re not gonna like this , so uh , try not to shoot the messenger , but , uh , I’ve been told to go through SOCIAL MEDIA LINGO with you , ‘cause of Glasto ❞ .
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TEQUILA.
a small laugh escapes him. “ has it ? it sounds like a tuesday to me. ”
❝ You tried to SHOOT me !! - Thanks for that , mate ❞ .
i just love,,, nessie? how is she doin? she eatin right? she sleepin good? she takin care of herself? i hope she is ok,,,
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my new alternate fc is MICHAEL CERA @stateswhiskey
CIDER.
“Boy, I know plenty ‘bout tech, but there are certain things no grandpa should know too much about if he wants his grandkids to come by more often.”
❝ NETFLIX AND CHILL , I get what you mean ❞ .
CIDER.
“I’m sure they do, but this grandpa don’t follow social media. They probably prefer it that way.”
❝ Is that because you don’t want too , or because you don’t know how ? Because my nan has an iPad so it’s not exactly impossible to learn how to use it ❞ .
❝ So , I mean , just a thought , but you could maybe NOT shoot people on sight in the future ? ❞ .
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❝ So . . . does Statesman actually have social media or . . . ? ❞ .
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❝ So are you like , an actual tailor , or do you have some other staffing job in England ? Because you don’t really LOOK like a spy , if I’m being honest ❞ .
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❝ - YIKES - ! ❞
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❝ You ever have one of those days where you find out your internship is a lie and in fact everyone is actually a spy , and you kind of start to wonder if maybe this is some cosmic joke because you run a conspiracy vlog but it turns out not to be . And you suddenly have a codename even though you don’t actually know if the company has an instagram , and you almost get shot by a cowboy and , and - all I’m saying is , this is a really weird first day ❞ .
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CIDER.
“…sure don’t look like no unicorn to me.”
❝ Well , I mean . . . no . But - , short of actually performing a miracle that’s the closest you’re gonna get to a unicorn drink . You have - . . . grandkids ( ? ) - I assume , they would totally instagram that stuff ❞ .
❝ It’s been a TRYING DAY ! - okay ?! ❞
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❝ I asked Tequila and he just laughed , so really - what’s the deal with aliens ? Are they real - are they not real ? Do you not know ? Is the Government , y’know , the actual Government hiding them from us ? ❞ .
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❝ Well that’s not very American of you ❞ .
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