AGENT J-SHOT

“That was a one-off and she didn’t use any lingo. She used her finger!”

     ❝ You’re not gonna like this , so uh , try not to shoot the messenger , but , uh , I’ve been told to go through SOCIAL MEDIA LINGO with you , ‘cause of Glasto ❞ .

                              a small laugh escapes him. “ has it ? it sounds like a tuesday to me. ”

ur welcome B)

“Boy, I know plenty ‘bout tech, but there are certain things no grandpa should know too much about if he wants his grandkids to come by more often.”

“I’m sure they do, but this grandpa don’t follow social media. They probably prefer it that way.”

     ❝ So , I mean , just a thought , but you could maybe NOT shoot people on sight in the future ? ❞ .

     ❝ So . . . does Statesman actually have social media or . . . ? ❞ .

     ❝ So are you like , an actual tailor , or do you have some other staffing job in England ? Because you don’t really LOOK like a spy , if I’m being honest ❞ .

     ❝  - YIKES - ! ❞ 

     ❝ You ever have one of those days where you find out your internship is a lie and in fact everyone is actually a spy , and you kind of start to wonder if maybe this is some cosmic joke because you run a conspiracy vlog but it turns out not to be . And you suddenly have a codename even though you don’t actually know if the company has an instagram , and you almost get shot by a cowboy and , and - all I’m saying is , this is a really weird first day ❞ .

“…sure don’t look like no unicorn to me.”

     ❝ It’s been a TRYING DAY ! -  okay ?! ❞ 

     ❝ I asked Tequila and he just laughed , so really - what’s the deal with aliens ? Are they real - are they not real ? Do you not know ? Is the Government , y’know , the actual Government hiding them from us ? ❞ .

     ❝ Well that’s not very American of you ❞ .