#statesbrandy

With Statesman buying a new base in Scotland, it had only made sense for Kingsman to send John up there to liaison with them. Not only did he already have the accent to fit in, but also finally gave him something to do. And anyway, with his house destroyed, why not ask him to move? It wasn’t like he was leaving anything behind.

Thankfully John had been out of the house with his dogs when the missile had hit. They’d been out on a late night walk - John looking at the stars and the dogs just enjoying a chance to be outside. When they’d got back, the house had vanished and a pile of rubble had been left in it’s place.

But anyway, that was history now. What was more important now was that he did his job - hence why he was wandering through the grounds of the new  distillery, all three of his dogs by his side simply because he had nowhere else to put them anymore.

Find the cowboys - that’s what he needed to do. Or had they changed their clothes now that they were in Scotland? Perhaps to kilts? That would certainly be interesting if they had. John was in the middle of that line of thought when he spotted a woman wearing what he assumed counted as western clothes. Aw. What a shame. Oh well - maybe he could get them to dress in traditional Scottish wear later on.

“Hey, uh- Howdy?” John called, trying to get the other’s attention. Howdy worked, right? That was how these people greeted each other in movies, after all. “I’m Jo- Uh, Pellinor. Sorry, never got used to this code name thing. Anyway, I think you’re meant to be expecting me? Pretty sure it’s you who’s meant to be, anyway. Or are you not who I’m looking for? I mean, I’m only assuming that you’re the right person because of your clothes, but you could just as easy be some kind of alien that doesn’t understand fashion, I suppose.”

[text: Brandy] what wink face?

[text: Brandy] you mean

Send 💋 for your muse to randomly kiss mine.

Americans do it better, Gareth had always insisted. Harry often assumed he was being sarcastic, but for once, he might just reconsider that little phrase of his.