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❝ HEY , DUDE , COME ON - this isn’t my first rodeo , it’s my SECOND ❞
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“ and tha’s ‘xac’ly why i’m tryin’a tell ya ! tha’ Y’NEED TO BACK AWAY fro’ th’a wire. the bulls ram ‘em. ”

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@statestequila
JAGERMEISTER
❝ HEY , DUDE , COME ON - this isn’t my first rodeo , it’s my SECOND ❞
statestequila || STARTER
“ and tha’s ‘xac’ly why i’m tryin’a tell ya ! tha’ Y’NEED TO BACK AWAY fro’ th’a wire. the bulls ram ‘em. ”

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agntheaven replied to your post “i would like to remind y’all that on this day february 4th. the...”
DANTE DEF BROKE SOMETHING EVEN THOUGH HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT EITHER TEAM
tequila, not amused: if u don’t care ur not american
"Aintcha that kid that gets fucked up every weekend? Ah heard ya throw some damn fine parties."
EYES RISE UP. heaven. he doesn’t know the guys ( name name ) for the last few years TEQUILA barely had enough time learning the agents names let alone their extended family ( the weird brothers were public relations if he remember correctly ) eyebrow quirks, he thought ginger had kept his little ( incident ) with the blue rash a secret. but he’d give the stranger a benefit of the doubt. “ ye i throw pretty good parties. ”
i would like to remind y’all that on this day february 4th. the statesman agents were gathered together to celebrate the annual super bowl and spent the evening yelling at the television together.
im alive im just lazy !

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WHISKEY
@statestequila
“Y’ain’t getting one of my ties this time ‘round, kid.” Whiskey only just managed to stifle a full-blown smirk at the inevitable tirade from Champ. “I had to burn the last one you borrowed from me.”
the look on the rodeo kings face was evident enough. he was SO NOT READY for whatever it was he was in for later. “ excuse me, BURN i washed tha’ tie an’ e’r’thin’ before ‘turnin’ it t’ya. ” though maybe mouthing off about how he’d kept it CLEAN was not the best thing to say, “come on whiskey. please ? ”
You want to freeze him? Exactly.
lennuieternel:
latin or ancient greek? iliad or odyssey? rome or athens? ivory or scarlet? history or mythology? sea or mountains? apollo or dionysus? gold or pearl? flute or lyre? glory or wisdom?
everyone talks about how terrible tumblr was from 2012-2014, but let me tell you, as someone who has been on this website for 5 years, 2015-2017 has been the absolute fucking worst from blatant bullying, to spreading extremely diluted information about mental illness, excusing unhealthy coping mechanisms, and adopting black and white thinking skills. yeah sure, there was some cringy shit back in 2012, but at least people were fucking nice to each other
me: reminds people Alex Karev calls Meredith hot
me: reminds people that Alex Karev has said he would sleep with Meredith Grey and in a recent episode didn't deny the fact he would sleep with her
me: / just generally gestures to all thr history they have together and how organic their relationship is and how they act around each other /
sb: says that alex sees meredith as his sister
me: points @ canon where he specifically calls her family not his sister
I'm not saying jolex isn't Probs endgame I'm just saying merlex shippers aren't delusional

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It was a good thing he was enormous. He wasn’t difficult to find at all. Exactly where she expected him to be. Dolled up in daisy-dukes and a white wrapped shirt that showed her stomach. Common southern wear in these parts. Head raises while he walks along by, the belle leaned up against the wall of the bar near the corner of the alley, shielding herself from the rain. Rocking the platinum blonde hair this time.
❝ You ain’t by chance ain’t got an umbrella I could borrow, would ya? ❞ Brow quirks and the accent of a native Georgia peach left her, Sasha itching to just throw him down right then and there. She’d been chasing him for weeks. And here he was, right in the palm of her hand. Dollar signs practically imprinting in her pupils.
the nasty georgia dig is something that tequila found very difficult to see why his contant considers this a possible location for his targent to show up at ( from what he’s heard of her ) --------------- this is not her usual shin’dig. but if he got to drink some beer as he listened to good live music and waited for her to show up. he’d be completely fine wit it. if it ended up being a bust ( he’d be a little annoyed but he’d still be pretty fine with it. there was something nice about taking a night off, especially in a state where nothing really seemed to happen ( ever ).
it’s a VOICE that catches his attention, the minute his eyes fall on the woman he knows exactly who she is ( facial recognition on the glasses helps ). and he relaxes his figure as he looks over the strange woman, pretending of course to be a drunk checking her out ------------- in this place. PEOPLE WOULDN”T BLINK TWICE AT THE ACTION. “ an ‘brella ? ” he repeates the word almost ( dumbly ) on puroposely. “ nah but i can hold m’coat o’er yer head if y’d like miss. ”
GIN
He knew there wasn’t anything he could say that would fix everything. That would just come with some time. That was what he’d found, anyway. But Ford could LISTEN at the very least and he knew he was pretty damn good at that when he actually tried. “Yeah, sure, kid.” He gave him a solid pat on the shoulder and smiled. “Are ya in a bettin’ mood?”
he wants HIM TO BELEIVE HIM. he wants to show them, that he knows he’s messed up. that he knows that he can do better. that he wants to do. HE SMARTER ABOUT HIMSELF. he understands that he fucked up. but he had never considered what he was doing would be bad in ( smaller ) portions. he’s sorry to ford. HE IS. so the man’s lighter mood catches him by complete suprise. even if HE was the one that had suggested it. “ y’e sure. wha’ y’got in mind ol’ man. ”
1. download kingsman in HD + screencrap 2. reicon things + new psd
SIDE NOTE: i’m back.
LANCELOT
“And you guys pretend like WE British people are the elitists.” Roxy raised an eyebrow at him before shrugging her shoulders. “Alright. Where ´re we goin´ first then?” She added in a perfectly construted American accent.
a broken laugh. “ ain’t my pro’lem y’all don’t seem to like havin’ no fun t’us ‘mericans. ” he comments, but the words are light harted, as if he doesn’t believe them himself and is just stating facts about the ( others ) ------ whoever they ma be. he does look at her SUPRISED, as she fakes the accent. well to say the least. “ bar sounds like the place. ”
FIREBALL
it’s easy enough , slipping her arm through his and letting him lead her out. any ‘ enamored ’ look she gives tequila is paired with a glance to check for a tail.
she’s alwas fun to assist fireball knows WHAT TO DO. making bo’s job, MUCH MUCH easier than he’d like to admit. “ ------- y’play the part well miss. ”

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vvhiskcy:
“ it’s fartons , y’ uncultured swine. now sit your ass back down and eat them. “
“ they look like m’cookin’ they’re prob’ly poisoned. ”
kingsmanhart:
“Is that ‘Y’all’ as in, we all are, or as in I am?”
“ y’are. YA SIR. you. y’all.”