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Meeting as Children

Teen!Hades (Shocked): What?!

Teen!Eldest Daughter!Y/N (Smiles): Did she beat his ass?

[from durarara]

——————————————————————————They were on their motorbike going to go to another job But out of nowhere around the corner a carriage came crashing towards them before celtyyuu could react to the situation——————————————————————————

celtyyuu managed to stop grim by themselves by using their shadows to wrap around Grim body and dropping him into a sphere cage which in pressed a lot of people

The first people that ever knew that they were a dullahan was The ramshack Ghosts and Grim which which they were shocked even the ghosts But got used to it well for grim

celtyyuu helped ace and Deuce defeat the monster in the dwarf mine by making a scythe out of shadow then slicing it up destroying the creature

celtyyuu would wear The helmets around school not to freak out the rest of the students out because it would be creepy for a headless person that's in your school

During book 1 during riddle overblot celtyyuu was fighting him But one of his attacks landed straight to the helmet knocking it off from their head and everybody started to freak out thinking riddle kill them But after a while not seen their body fall down they were confused

But overtime celtyyuu didn't wear their helmet Even though a lot of students were creeped out but a lot of them that were close to them like ace and Deuce And the first years were quite used to celtyyuu and treated them like a normal person

Deuce and celtyyuu would sometimes go on joy right on their separate motorcycles or sometimes celtyyuu would turn their motorcycle into a carriage basically after transportation

celtyyuu joins the board game club to go play board games with Azul and idia and sometimes brings back snacks

Rook would be interested in there species called dullahan and oftenly stalks them even before discovering what they were he was still interested why did they wear a helmet

celtyyuu liked cooking and sometimes ask Trey or Jamil for any cooking advice Or at least to make their food taste better

Surprisingly idia and celtyyuu became quite close For some reason idia was at first did get weirded out by them having no head but started to get used to it and doesn't mind them using their phone to talk

Idia would oftenly recommend games or shows to watch that celtyyuu might like And sometimes invite them to the dorm to hang out with Ortho joining as well

celtyyuu What kind of have a job in Sam shop as an assistant helper helping him stock shelves and serving the customers

Even though they don't have ahead vil still sometimes recommends some fashion statements and some beauty skin products to keep them skin nice and sometimes chat with them

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☀️Celestia/yuu in twisted wonderland☀️

[from my little pony]

——————————————————————————Celestiayuu with their sister luna out of equestria leaving Twilight to rule over the Kingdom while they go on an adventure but before that while Celestiayuu was trying to figure out where to go next luna heard a carriage behind them and look back and it was coming straight for them luckily luna dodges But they didn't notice luna try to warn them but it was too late ——————————————————————————

Grim try intimidate them but they thought they were just being cute and for the fire they did quickly put that outs by themselves

Celestiayuu didn't mind the ramshackle ghosts In a way they thought they were funny and good company

In the overblots fights Celestiayuu tried to protect the students and trying to hold down the overblot student as well

Riddle and Celestiayuu became close friends When riddle need some advice Celestiayuu was the first person that pops up in his mind and Celestiayuu became almost like a parent figure towards him

Vil and Celestiayuu would have tea together and conversations Even surprise when he found out that they were a princess of the sun

Malleus and Celestiayuu are pretty close friends And he actually enjoys their company Celestiayuu Trys to help malleus to make friends but it's kind of hard since people are scared of him

Sometime Celestiayuu sneak it in snacks from the kitchen cafeteria with ruggie and split it 50/50 which ruggie didn't mind the help

pomefiore students was actually fascinated by their hair it looked almost like a rainbow Even they insist of styling it a little

A lot of people were shocked when they say they control the literal sun and at first didn't believe them But after turning the sky night Even in this world they still can do What they do which after they did that a lot of them were surprise

One time they decided to play a little joke on them by raising the sun to go slow which made a lot of people confused like it's 11 am And the sun is still in sunset

Celestiayuu joins the board game club and they actually had pretty fun and trying new games they had and even got introduced to video games by idia

They sometimes chill in the greenhouse on the campus to enjoy the sun a little even seeing Leona which they make sure not to bother him

Idia and Celestiayuu became friends well online friends in games idia slowly started to warm up to them even introducing new video games that they can play even Lilla joins in the fun

Trey and Celestiayuu sometimes baked together trey Even teach them recipes

Floyd would always try to play with their wings and even touching the horn on their head even calls them seahorse But honestly they didn't mind

Celestiayuu sometimes helps around the school and even helping Mr Crowley with his papers until eventually became almost the assistant principal but they still had school so they work part-time

They would go to one of kailm parties from time to time and they actually have pretty fun and even sometimes as conversations with jamil

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Y/n: Sooooo, what can I do you for this time, Poseidon?

Poseidon is shown talking on his phone from a fancy castle

Poseidon: There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates, He's trying to convince Atlantis doesn't exist!

Y/n: Doesn't it?

Poseidon: Well It does exist, But more people die searching for it, And it gets lonely here

Y/n:  Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense...

Poseidon*through phone voice becoming lower for you to hear on the other line his eyes glowing blue looking out the window*You know what happens when I'm lonely, Sea Angel?

You the phone away so he doesnt hear you

Y/n*under breath*God-fuckin'-dammit

Poseidon: When I'm lonely, I become hungry...And when I become hungry, I want you to choke on my {bleeped) ... {bleeped) your {bleeped) while you lick all of my (bleeped), before spreading out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more strength until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby-

You, who's visibly disturbed, the scene pans to your cellphone screen with Poseidon's name listed as "creepy mouth (aka one-night stand merman dick) with a call total of 48 seconds, as you hang up, a knock-out noise plays, You snap the cellphone in half, smash it with the desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them, You turns and hands the blender to Lu Bu, who was standing nearby

Y/n: Eat this!

Lu bu drinks the blended cellphone mixture

Y/n: And then y'know that bridge over the freeway?

Lu bu: Yeah? *raises his non-existent eyebrow as he says it*

Y/n: Shit off it!

You guys can figure out the bleeps meaning...

Part 2 of!

In Your Room, You and your brothers are playing Games when There was a call and Cain answered

Cain: Y/nnnnnn! That clingy, Great Value Aquaman asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y...

Cuts to Abel and You sitting on the floor pausing the game and eating the healthy snacks mama made for you three

Y/n*throws his cup of water on the floor* Oh, GODS, it was one time! *crosses arms* If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, None of us would have a proper chance against the gods!

Abel*stares in stunned silence* ...You what?

Cain: Y/NNNNN!

Y/n:I HEARD YOU ALREADY-

Should there be a part two?~Also thanks to @sketchy-owl for helping me with this quote!

MC: *whines* But professor~! You can't just end the story like that! I need to know what happened neeexxxttt!

Professor Trein: There is tomorrow.

MC: You don’t understand! If I don’t hear what happens next, my brain’s gonna mix everything up! Like—Albert Einstein will suddenly be the one who wrote Romeo and Juliet and accidentally caused the Big Bang!

Professor Trein: ...

Professor Trein: Pft—Oh, this child... *shaking his head*—See you tomorrow.

MC: *pouts as they watch him leave*

MC: Riddle—

Riddle: Not now.

MC: *looks dejected, decides to leave*

Trey: *walks in, notices their expression*

Trey: ...

Trey: Where is MC going?

Riddle: I presume they will trouble someone else instead. I have no time to entertain them at the moment.

Trey: *chuckles* I remember how Cater ended up surrendering. MC talked so much—and listened just as much—that he couldn’t keep up anymore.

Riddle: Haa… Yes. Though I’m grateful they aren’t nearly as stubborn as Ace.

Floyd and Azul: ...

MC and Jade: *both completely absorbed in a flow state, talking about mountains and mushrooms for over an hour*

Floyd: Are their jaws not hurting yet?

Hades: Please. That's not what I see from here, Headchicken. Look at his hair. It's practically screaming "flamingo"—or "FLAMING-o." See what I did there? We both know there's a teensy-weensy problem between us.

Crowley: ...

Crowley: *turns to Idia, practically begging him with his eyes to behave*

Idia: Welp. Getting on a god's bad side wasn't part of the route I was aiming for, but what was I supposed to do? My morality settings are still stuck on default.

Crowley: Mr. Idia Shroud—

Idia: Nope. Decision's already been locked in. You can spam the dialogue options all you want, but I'm still choosing the route where the kid doesn't get sent back to the Underworld.

Hades: Wow. Okay. So you're actually gonna dig your heels in and defy a god. Bold strategy. Look, I know the kid's got that whole cute-and-innocent thing going on, but let's clear something up right now—they're my kid. Mine.

Idia: Right, sure, let's roll with your logic. But last I checked, the Underworld isn't exactly a destination for living people. So how's that supposed to work?

Hades: *about to answer, but then paused for a second because it got him thinking*

Hades: Okay, alright, that checks out. Not exactly an “Underworld jurisdiction” kind of situation. So… *leans in toward Child MC* my sweet child, why don’t you tell me what you think we should do here?

Child MC: I—

Idia: No eating rocks.

Child MC: ...

Child MC: I don't know any painless way to die.

Hades: That’s fine, I can just take your soul and—actually, no, let’s not do the “traumatize the mortal” thing today. That tends to backfire. So… do I go back empty-handed? No, Perse’s not gonna be thrilled about that. Hmm. Alright, new plan. What if I…

Crowley and Idia: ...

Crowley: *whispers* He… does tend to mumble quite a bit, doesn’t he?

Idia: Not really surprising...

Hades: Good to see you, Dem—

Demeter: *runs to Child MC and hugs them, smothering them with kisses* My grandbaby! Oh, I’ve missed you so much!

Child MC: *giggled ticklishly*

Hades: Dem... DEM!

Demeter: *turns her head at him* WHAT?

Hades: I called you here because we’ve got ourselves a dilemma.

Demeter: ...

Demeter: It can wait. I’m going to spend some time with my grandbaby first.

Hades: ...

Riddle and the other dorm leaders: ...

Riddle: Idia-senpai, what are you doing?

Azul: I sincerely hope this does not involve exploiting any loopholes.

Idia: I'm finding loopholes.

Epel: ...

MC: ...

Epel: Shit.

MC: ...

MC: *grabs a few vials and pours their contents into the mixture*

Epel: MC?! What are you doing?!

MC: Salvaging it.

Epel: Wha—Oh. *sees that it worked*

Epel: ...

Epel: Thank you.

MC: You're welcome.

Professor Crewel: And to think I believed you were one of the well-behaved ones.

MC: You must have been relieved to find out I wasn't.

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Yes. Even so, couldn't you have done it more discreetly?

MC: I'm no coward.

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: *smiles proudly*

Professor Crewel: Still, you've made quite a mess of my classroom.

MC: No laboratory equipment was damaged.

Professor Crewel: *points at the students who are lying unconsciously on the floor*

MC: ...

MC: I'll get a bucket of water.

Trey and Cater: ...

Trey: MC, how many times do we need to tell you—Cater and I don't have that kind of relationship.

Cater: *nods* We're just really good besties.

MC: ...

MC: Is that a hickey on you, Trey?

Trey: ...

MC: ...

MC: Do you have a shredder?

Crowley: ...

Crowley: Are you… not willing?

MC: Yes. I want to enjoy my lazy week, and it’s a bit irresponsible for you to dump your work on me. I don’t mind doing it if it were mine, but it’s yours, and as an adult, you should pull your own weight.

Crowley: I'm your headmage!

MC: Exactly.

Crowley: ...

Professor Crewel and Professor Trein: *hold their laughter while Crowley complains about MC*

Crowley: To think I would be turned down—simply because they refuse to share in the burden of my work!

Professor Crewel: They made a valid point.

Professor Trein: Do your work for once.

“—so I told him he’s a pedo and... dude, are you even listening?”

“God, she’s so pretty,” Mark sighs, damn near swooning, and grins like an idiot when you look his way, crest feathers flaring when you notice you’re being watched.

Rex glances over and sees that you’re actively digging into something that used to be alive (he wouldn’t be surprised if it was some poor bastard that decided to rob a civilian at the wrong time and place) with blood smeared all over the lower half of your face and dripping off your chin in thick, viscous strings.

it's more Jack cuddling a croc plush but it still works I think

Tommy finds out like Jake you started to date Na'vi too...he just didn't know it...was more than one-

Tommy*Seeing you stand next to a tall woman of Clan Metkayina* Hello-

Before Tommy could continue ...he knew Na'vi are taller than humans, he lived with them for a while but this ...ONE coming out the shore made the others tiny compared to himself...he saw that giant guy go up to you and kiss your cheek and then kiss one he assumed was your mate...stand beside on your other side...and he left super confused

Y/n: This is my mates and business partners, Ronal And Tonowari~, They are my soulmates, My very tall soulmates!~...But we make it work

Tommy*Looking confused and looks at you and the two clan leaders who are always touching you in some way...holding your hands, rubbing their tails up and down your legs* *...How?

Spider: Sa’sem, sa’sem, can I have a cookie?-

Y/n*Hands Spider a cookie and smiles at tommy*Becoming a parent was like a seismic shift in my brain-

Aonung: Sa’sem, Spider bit me!!!

Y/n: No biting!

Tsireya*Coming to you after reading so far on human governments, with a worried gaze* I don’t see how any government stands a chance...

Y/n: You’re not wrong, sweetie-

You and Spider are escaping...and you decide to teach him and bond with him this time after he finds out ...who his bio dad is-

Y/n*Smiles holding his hand as they sneak through the facility*You know how your "parent" is disappointed in you because You didn't turn out how they wanted you to?

Spider *Was having an existential crisis but is glad you are there with him*...

Y/n: Well that's okay!~ Because sweetie you don't exist to PLEASE your parents~

Spider*Freezes seeing Mansk appearing behind you two, towering annoyed*!?!-

Mansk*Annoyed having to waste energy in taking you back to Quadritch*"Why the hell did Quadrtich tell us to be alert with this sully,they don't even have an avatar-what THREAT can they be-"

Y/n*Knows he is there, as you grin maliciously taking out from its hiding place your frying pan and jump high enough to hit mansk in the face* You.exist.to.SPITE.THE MAN

Spider*Seeing you knock a soldier out cold*...have I ever told you you're my favorite parent?

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Y/n: You might be good with a gun...but you are nothing compared to my stealth!!!

Quadritch: HA! I can see you a mile away I was looking right at it-...

You are ...gone and he looks confused about where you once stood-

Quadritch:...HOW DID THEY DO THAT!?-

Y/n*Behind him with a small frying pan, starts hitting him in the head till he is down...an even after-*

You know what I love about Twst? How it's hinted in any event or anything with outfits with themes, Yuu and Grim wear similar to straight up matching outfits...and I want to focus on that when RSA and NRC meet up...Name a more iconic duo than us-

Yuu*Sniffs and looks at Grim in a mini outfit that they are wearing* Breathtaking...I shall call him!...

Grim*Stricking a pose proudly*

Yuu: Mini-Me, you will sit on my right shoulder, ready to meet the people?~

Grim rests down on your shoulder, you take out children's shades, handing them to him and putting on shades at the same time as him, much to the amusement of the gang

Yuu*Looks at grim with the shades*Our future so bright we gotta wear shades mini-me~

Yuu & Grim*Existing*

Rielle*Looking at this human with a weird cat beside Azul* Wooooah!~Azul, do you know them! They look so cool!

Minhaj*Besides Kalim and Jamil, also taken aback by this student, only for Kalim to shake his arm excitedly and point at you*Hahah, I'm guessing that's the special friend you told me about...they do look charming

Azul & Jamil*Both felt irritation and jealousy struck them, they will do everything in their power to make sure you don't befriend these two*...

Gregorio: What's with the coat, baby? You got something in there?

Coat: [meows]