Starshine Goblin

Turn around.

"I'm so happy! Are you happy? We're happy, right?"

"This is the best day of my life!"

"They are happy tears, I promise."

"Oh my god. Wait. Are you serious?"

"You're pregnant?!"

"No way. Absolutely no way!"

"Since when were you planning to tell me this?!"

"I knew something was up!"

"We're having a baby?"

"You mean... I'm going to be a dad?"

"I'm going to be an aunt! Called it."

"Oh wow... wow. I don't even know what to say."

"Please tell me you're joking."

"Well... there goes our sleep schedule."

"I already love them so much."

"You're making a tiny human?"

"This is either the best timing ever or the worst."

"I've never been more terrified in my life."

"You seriously kept this secret from me for how long?"

"Our parents are going to freak out."

"I can't wait to meet them."

"A tiny version of you? That's dangerous."

"We made a whole person. That's absurd."

"Do we even know how babies work?"

"So... we're adults now?"

"Guess we're buying a minivan."

"We're really doing this."

"Okay. Deep breath. We can handle this."

"We are absolutely not ready."

"We'll figure it out."

"I can't believe there's a little heartbeat in there."

"I already have dad jokes prepared."

"You know this kid is going to be spoiled rotten."

"I'm never financially recovering from this."

"We should probably start acting responsible."

"I love both of you already."

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HOTD S3 Targaryens/Velaryon with violet! eyes

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