Lost in the Very Specific Sauce

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

"I asked ChatGPT" you did silicon valley divination is what you did. Look at it, it's hallucinating worse than the tea leaves.

Honestly it's extremely on brand that the tech bros reinvented divination just to make it worse.

They're probably gonna pull the plug on Mitch McConnell this week so hang in there good news is on the way

We should all go to DC and demand that Mitch McConnell be presented to us for inspection like peasants petitioning an imperial court. Make a whole song and dance out of it.

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage