Lost in the Very Specific Sauce

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

This is THE most tumblr thing to happen in like 10 years. I salute you Knot the Series, I really truly do. And the whole country of Thailand while we're at it, they're so far ahead of the game

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

This site is also full of people who wish they were bullies in high school and are trying to fulfill that fantasy in their twenties

I finally saw The Odyssey, and one of my takeaways is that Robert Pattinson was tragically born too late to be a queer-coded antagonist in 1930s swashbucklers. That man is clearly meant to strike campy poses and get into his rival's personal space and be in slutty swordfights.

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

I hope everyone likes this. My first post, that is. This being my first post.

Thinking of sending some cookies to Guam

men believe in the concept of 'women's intuition' becuase they'd rather believe that women have an inherent connection with nature (much like that of an animal) than accept that women could be skilled at pattern recognition. first of all, they'd have to admit that women have a learned skill and human intelligence. and secondly, they'd have to admit that men display patterns of abuse that are able to be recognized + abusive men are not just a handful of uniquely deranged psychos

men have found this and are big mad. guess i hit a little too close to home. thanks for the notes, fanboys

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!