jiang cheng my beloved

If I was alive in the 1500s I would 100% be some court scribe who does weird occult shit on the side, but my noble failson patron can't fire me because my knowledge of contemporary fireplace technology means his house is actually warm. He's like 30% sure I got the knowledge from a demon but not enough to fuck me over about it.

We have sweaty gay sex or whatever too.

opening tumblr like hello friends in my pocket im sad would you be so dear as to objectify me a bit

(when she says she likes to be degraded) you are dust and to dust you shall return

see it never even occurs to me that you can fight & kill vampires. that’s not my first, immediate thought when i see them. not the penetration i have in mind