vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

literally just go be anemic like idgi

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

CNC because making decisions stress her out.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

For pride month, I should be bitten by a hot lesbian vampire. Thank you.

it does feel good as fuck to walk around in underwear only.

ideal scenario. to be quite honest

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*