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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
this is emmett and cullen they are best friends
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.
so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist
the anxiety cat
Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.
so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.
Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah
Dog: :) fine, thanks
Cheetah: :) oh, okay
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I like the idea that the reason Kaito can’t do detective work is because he’s too emotional and biased. He lets his initial opinions of people prevent him from considering that they could be doing — or could have done — something wrong. My father can't be bad, he's my hero.
These chapters debuted in 1998, and Kaito was making a reference to them meeting again before the year 2000. However, in 1999, Magic Kaito got an update with the Clock Tower Heist, where KID and Shinichi met for the first time. So this could possibly the author teasing for that update.
I think this scene can now be retconned into Kaito hinting, “We’ve met before. I know you’re Shinichi.” Or it could be seen as a tease "We'll be facing each other for a hundred years"

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true romance
Just so y'all know, there’s more lol
honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
lmao the guys are indonesian so basically what they said throughout the video is "le, le, le! oper, lae!" (le, le, le! pass it to me, lae!) and then "masuk! masuk! masuk!" (get it inside! get it inside! get it inside!)
note: this funny video made by user ahmaddolisir on instagram
"who do you self insert as when you read?"
This is me when I read:

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You're the secondary character in this type of media. (horror, comedy, apocalypse, cartoon, rom-com, documentary, reality TV show, etc) Are you surviving?
you are the secondary character in THIS media genre!!
Are you surviving?
yup!!!! I love it here!
yeah!!
Yeah but I'm not happy
I'd rather not but I will
I'm arospec and got romance save me
I am DEAD
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op note: all the submissions I get are really cool ideas!! Thank you!! Keep them coming!!
I am looking at you catboy. I don't know how you do it.
do you have some crazy family lore
yes
no
no but i know someone else's crazy family lore
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I need to read all of Jujutsu Kaisen and Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo so I can write the Modulo Yuuji going back in time and absolutely wrecking his adult teacher fic that my mind has latched onto.
how good at video games in general do you consider yourself to be
fucking awful. i am playing on easy and not ashamed
i mean definitely not good
like. worse than average but i try my best and do ok
perfectly average idk
a little bit better than average, some might say
im objectively good. not the best but certainly better than average
p good
im preeeetty good borderline goated at video james
fucking goated, next
I am the best in my friend groups
i do not play video games. fucking nerds.
i only watch people play games, im like. a semi-gamer.

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I just think the hearts add a lot of comedy to this statement
Fairy godmother cranes guide their confused gator godchild back into pond