tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake

Pls pray for them. Or get them some Plan B. SOMETHING.

But I am so serious about the breeding kink just being a symptom of some other need/an expression of what was familiar to you from your childhood.

Like, Green's breeding kink is bcos their model of an ideal relationship is that. A large family you and your spouse devote yourself to. They've been taught to be responsible, attentive, and doting by their parents, and were trained to bcos they cared for so many little siblings. They don't even know it's a kink.

For Impostor Green and Red, it's pretty similar. It's about control. It's about trying to keep something as close to you as possible. For Impostor Green, it's their natural instinct. To hunt, breed, and reproduce. Even if they've fast-tracked their adaptation to assimilate as a Crewmate, they are still that same animal in spite of the messier, more complicated criteria for mate they've inherited/developed from their host's preferences. But now, it's not just about procreation. It's also about keeping this fascinating thing you're obsessed with to yourself, forever.

I'm very glad to be entertaining to you, Anon. XD

I WANNA BE NORMAL ABOUT ALL OF THIS, BUT I CAN'T. Blame the inspired writing of the show itself, much of the humor and insanity in my writing right now is based on the show. I feel like my writing is pretty tame in comparison. ^^;

I mean.

It's a pretty thicc dumptruck, ngl.

Hello, Anon!! I think a friend of mine sent me your most recent post, so if you're the person I think you are, pls know I loved it. YES, PURPLE IS RABBITMATE-CODED. Those really jumpy angy bnuys who WOULD kick and fight you if you touch it. I really think Green likes how Purple smells. They put on this tough act, and they can be so SHAMELESSLY brave, but their scent can't lie. They're afraid. They smell scared shitless. I think Green likes that wherever they go on the ship, the scent of Purple's growing fear and paranoia is in the damn vents.

Would it be okay if I, perhaps, were to request a belly kiss for the cameraworms prompts?

[BELLY KISS] love, care; a gesture of affection and protection

They've all completely lost it.

It's almost too easy. If they had a conscience, Green might have felt bad.

In about eight minutes and forty-four seconds, it'll all be over. That quick.

How… disappointing.

"WOOOOoooaaaaH." Purple falls against them, giggling, defenseless as a halved wormlet.

"What's your problem!" A bit of hair falls out of Purple's ponytail, right into Purple's face, their mouth. They spit it out. It sticks to their teeth.

"Bleh. Blegh. BLARRRRRGH."

"Wha– What do you mean what's my problem?" They're shivering. The oxygen deprivation is already leeching what little warmth a stone-cold hardass like Purple has.

"You look bored!" Purple laughs harder. "You look pissed. You look like you aren't having any FUN."

"I can have fun harder." Eight-minutes and forty-four seconds. It's not like any of them will remember.

"That's not good enough!" Purple shakes them by the shoulders, knee to their hip. "What do worm farmers do for fun anyway!"

"Lots of things." Green scours their memories. "When the rainy season starts, the mud pits come back, and everyone goes swimming."

"Boooooooring!" Purple sticks their tongue out. "You know what we used to do for fun?"

"What?"

It's all bone, sinew, the way Purple moves, landing Green flat on their back and Purple hovering over them. If Green had a spine, it would have snapped by now.

"Wrestling!" Purple grins down at them, the salt of their brow dripping to their chin. Euphoria. "And you lose."

It'll kill them. A gram of it in a liter is enough to kill them.

"Do you wanna know what me and my cousins used to do to looooooosers?" Purple sings at them, nose to nose.

"What?"

Their fingers are cold, icy under their hoodie, on the bulge of their stomach.

Their mouth is warm, though. A starburst pinprick of heat right above Green's false belly button. Purple can be warm after all.

Then, they blow.

"Tickle fight!!" They blow again, the salt of their breath tacky on Green's borrowed skin, a burn mark in the shape of Purple's kiss placed perfectly in the center, and that clever, clever brain at 20% oxygen still wrinkling at the scar, eight minutes and forty-four seconds, Green's palm closes in on Purple's head, the length of their ponytail, the curve of their throat—

"You should show everyone your best friend!" Cyan, the imbecile, Orange should have finished you off first, chimes in. "That'll really get the party started!"

But the wrinkle of their brow smoothes over, already on their feet.

"My best friend LOVES friends— come on, come on, let's go to the OXYGEN ROOM."

"Right behind you, buddy!" The Captain says then falls over.

Green puts an arm over their face. It's fine. It won't last any longer.

I'M HAPPY YOU LIKED IT, I WAS WORRIED IT WAS WEIRD OR YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT, ANON.

I like to think the fact they DIDNT become friends is part of what saved purple and that kills me

Oh, absolutely. If Purple wasn't generally obsessed with Red like a jilted lover, they also would have died sooner bcos they wouldn't have fixated on Red so much.

Green kept Purple alive bcos they were useful (and entertaining but Green won't admit to that), but if Purple had at any point outlived their usefulness, they would have died, too.

esp cause you’re RIGHT !!! Red takes credit for blue’s actions but actively tries to be like purple!!

a moment that especially stands out to me is when purple and red bump into each other in GVO on the way to the cafeteria!!!!!

it’s the First Time (I think) in the show that purple is annoyed with red over their egotistical-seeming constant reaffirmation of their identity as captain but then Lets It Go. purple gets annoyed when reds like “purps and redsie back together! well it’d be redsie and purps, obviously my name would be first because I’m The Captain.” and purples in such a good mood (probably from the hypoxia setting in LMAO) that they’re annoyed but then genuinely are like “yknow what, it’s… its’s fine!” And not only do THEY sound surprised AT THEMSELVES SAYING THAT, surprised at that yknow it Is fine they aren’t actually really annoyed at red for that right now, but reds reaction is EVERYTHING TO ME.

They just go “yeah, it is” but the WAY they say it has me in a chokehold on par with “I could kick this door down if I wanted to”. Red’s so SMUG, like yes, finally, purple’s coming around, yeah it IS fine, and it MASSIVELY affirms red because that’s what they’ve wanted this whole time, their IDEAL the person that means the most to them Agreeing With Them, affirming them (even if unintentionally), agreeing yknow yeah you Are the captain and it Is redsie and purps back together (like they’ve both clearly always wanted oh my GODDDD) and it Is fine that you’re putting emphasis on your identity as captain . Because You Are Captain And This Is Fine!!!! OUGHH AND TBE WAY RED SAYS “yeah it is fine” YOU CAN JUST SEE ALL OF THAT RUNNING THROUH THEIR HEAD.

I love that you're calling it the codependent post, Sera, how many of you call it the codependency post, omg.

BUT SEE. YOU GET IT. Red takes credit for Blue's work but COPIES PURPLE.

And yes, yes, nodding to everything you just said here, yes. I love rewatching that moment; one, bcos it makes the hypoxia reveal so much better in hindsight, and two, BCOS IT WAS SO. CUTE. SWEET. ANNOYING. Purple actually giving Red some credit for a good plan, Red bouncing on IMMEDIATELY insisting they're "back together"(???????), only to ruin it bcos their insecurities and ego got in the way again, then PURPLE JUST SAYS IT'S FINE.

And yes, Red's "yeah, it is fine" was so????? Annoying and pleased and kinda hot, ngl. It was so DEEP and you can hear how BREATHY they get, they were so PLEASED. Yes, it is fine. Purple gave the equivalent of "I'm not gonna fight over this, it's cool" and Red's here acting like Purple agreed to rethink their marriage. They're such a chud, I hate them. /aggressive and affectionate

Can’t wait to see more of it

As a curiosity, what’s your thoughts on Imp!Green wrapping Purple (and/or Red too) up in their tentacles and stuff?

- Curiosity Anon

HI, CURIOSITY ANON.

I'm making breeding kink everyone's problem now. Share in the mutual kink.

I LOVE IT. IT MAKES ME INSANE. I love how it makes Purple look so small and vulnerable and terrified. They just get tossed around and squeezed like they're a toy. Impostor Green is being as good as they not crushing Purple completely.

No, no, you should do character analysis of breeding kink, breeding kink is sexy BCOS of the character analysis and what it implies about a character bcos I really believe a LOT of kinks speak to SOME kind of psychological need or lack you want to fill. Pls give me more.

THAT'S SO EXCELLENT, ANON. LICKING YOUR BRAIN, YES. FUUUUUUCK, Green didn't care about the eggs in storage bcos they weren't GREEN'S eggs. They'd be protective and feral af if those were their eggs.

We actually talked about this in general with a friend (shoutout to @/nectarmouth, ily), BUT Green has to be a pretty young alien. They probably never had an actual mating season yet, so they haven't mellowed out at all, all their instincts are in HUNTING.

I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE AGREES. THEY HAVE A BREEDING KINK AND DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT. Green thinks it's PERFECTLY normal to want ten children with the love of your life, their parents did the same. Their Ma DOTED on their Mi for every pregnancy, and they have really fond memories of their loving Mi making clothes and napping together and telling Green they're gonna have to be a big bean bcos they have all their little siblings to take care of.

Their house was never quiet or empty ever.

It's such a contrast to Purple? Bcos I do think they're an only child. The closest they have to a sibling is Joshie, and Joshie is, like, thirty-six now. I really think Purple is the type who's one parent left and rarely calls, and their birth parent is kinda neglectful but in a, oh, I love you but I make you feel very misunderstood kind of way. Purple's used to key under the mat and making cereal for dinner since they were eight.

So Green's insistence on a big family is really overwhelming for Purple. They genuinely think they'd fuck up a kid, Purple does not trust themself to be around kids, let alone raise, what, the seven Green's apparently planning??

YES. I TRULY believe that Green's cockiness in Episode 10 wasn't just bcos they were an Impostor, but bcos the alien in their skin exacerbated and amplified the existing eagerness and ambition that was already there.