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I RECOMMEND THIS FOR U TO READ!! OH MY GHOD IT'S SOO GOOD!! You don't have to post this! Or depends
https://archiveofourown.org/works/89907006
OH MY GOD?????
This was. Legit the best thing I've ever read. I'm. I'm speechless. I wanna gush about it but I don't wanna spoil anything for anyone, but if you like CameraWorm and the fucked up ways Green shows how much they love Purple, please read it, PLEASE.
Go to the end and heed the warnings, tho, for those who might be sensitive to certain topics. (I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!)
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VORE?
This was legit so funny to find in my Inbox, Anon, everyone can go home now.
There's totaaaaaaaally no vore or cannibalism or consumption as a metaphor in any of my WIPs, psssssssh, what? Whaaaaaat?
I was not at all luring you all in with fluff and horny just to trap you with being hungry is not evil, eating is not a sin.
the sex pollen should makes them more aggressive. If Purple is affected, eventually Purple just starts trying to strip Red themself and Red goes along with it. If Red is affected, they're basically humping anything that belongs to Purple until Purple agrees to help and then Red jumps on them.
It should! I just like it when sex pollen stories have an element of awareness or pain to them, tho. You can FEEL you aren't quite in your right mind, but you can't stop yourself anyway.
The restraint Red has to dredge up bcos they don't want to hurt Purple, they never want to hurt Purple. But then Purple's in their lap, pawing at their uniform, making soft wounded sounds that the Purple Red knows would never make ever.
(They're burning up. They're not okay, neither of them are, something is wrong.)
And Purple starts to tear up.
"Do something. Please."
Red has Purple on their back SO fast. Whatever the consequences there are after this, Red will take it.
I just assume that the Ore+ is never dumped in the vacuum of space and Red's career goes to prosper. Red and Imp Purple go on to live in the suburban street but they're like that slightly off putting couple from movies where only one guy realizes something wrong. Anyways Purple takes care of that one guy.
That's so picturesque and ideal, Anon. I really want that for you, I swear. Bcos Purple absolutely isn't slowly infecting MIRA leadership and their neighborhood with more and more Impostors. Which Red is turning a blind eye to bcos what's there to worry about? They're happily married and reconciled with their best friend and love of their life, they have a prospering career, and two cute children. Don't think about the eggs.

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Fungle au idea:
Orange recruits one or more of the other crewmates to help them lure away mates one-by-one via blackmail or threats against someone else. Yellow could be a good candidate, with threatening Brown’s safety (whether Brown’s captured before hand is optional). All Orange asks is that they occasionally herd a crewmate to one of the chosen spots and Orange can do all the “dirty work” so to speak. Green is too preoccupied with wooing Purple to help, but at least they’re killing local fauna to leave as gifts for their mate rather than other crewmates, so at least they’re not hindering things. Everyone else is so preoccupied with either getting off the island or just keeping morale up, it’s only when half the cast is gone when anyone notices. Lime is among the last ones remaining simply because they keep hiding.
Bonus: Green’s making a nest of their own off to the side… it’s their species’s equivalent of a furniture-less bachelor pad or those shitty pigeon nest.
I like this in the sense that Orange is actually using their skills as HR rep to socially-engineer situations that would favor them. Whether it's killing the other Crewmates, or maybe just manipulating them so the other young Impostor can have a chance to woo their mate and make more babies, I like that as a role Orange can take.
Green killing little critters for Purple is so cute. Look at them! An invasive species. <3 /derogatory
But that's so funny, Green has the shittiest nesting/den skills. A SHITTY PIGEON NEST. And they show Purple who is. Just confused. What is this? Three sticks and a rock? What is this for?
They're tired, someone keeps leaving dead rats beside their sleeping bag, maybe it's Red, and Green took them out into the woods for a pile of leaves. What the fuck.
i could see trustcam appeal being like. 1) orange wildly attracted to purple while knowing that would be Such an HR violation. (Bonus cameraworm appeal of imp green and orange and orange very gung ho for them to fuck. Not because they want to watch or anything, just to have more eggs of course). Or 2) I could see it being like a forced domesticity kink with orange being overbearingly sweet to purple. Making them rest because "it'd be a liability if our security officer passed out on the job!". Or again imp flavor of that with affectionate smothering cause purple is carrying babies and green keeps teasing them
Yeah, I can see that, yes yes. They're kinda like. A den mother. XD
But see, that's with Impostor Orange. And there's a utility in Purple, bcos the virile Impostor partner they have is interested in mating with THIS Crewmate. So the dynamics are more, caretaker and enabler than romantic and sexual.
I can see Crewmate Orange's interest in Purple extending to their possible use for the company, and the confusion bcos why doesn't Purple want that. Whatever benefit Purple has as someone who can make Red work, is neutralized by what a nuisance Red is when it comes to Purple.
Okay I bursted out laughing after seeing just how much of a Purple simp Red is in the Model and Photographer AU
What if: in the Purple stuff market, people now recognize Red's alt that they use to buy Purple Merch as the biggest Purple simp => Which means! Big profit target for them. So much so that some people even started reaching out to their alt to sell their Purple products.
And like some folks began to try and scam Red. I don't know what is funnier: Red actually falling for the scam and then dox those people as revenge or. Red being so into Purple merch that they know every. single. purple. merch. and can immediately tell that those merch are fake.
To be really fair, Red is a Purple simp in GENERAL, even in canon, they're just. Somehow more pathetic and simp-ish in this AU. XD
They didn't go through their canon event divorce, so the yearning didn't get nasty repressed the same way.
I love that the community knows this one Red variant has deep pockets, so they try and scam them. BOTH ARE FUNNY? WHY NOT BOTH? That Red can tell Purple merch apart and knows which are authentic and which is stolen art made by dropshippers. But if Red does get scammed, they'd cry and whine about it so much. They won't shut up about it on their alt.
I. I need Red either accidentally posting it on their main, the one where they have 3M followers on. That or they got hacked bcos they were talking to a sketchy artist troll.
Hi there! Do u have a masterpost for all ur AUs?
I'm embarrassed to say, I don't. ^^;;;
I really should at this point, Anon, I just didn't expect for things to get. This out of hand?
I've been tagging most of my silly AUs and posts, tho, so you guys can search my blog for what you need to find. Hopefully I get to doing a masterlist at some point. XD
what do you think about other Purple ships? Like Purple x Cyan, Black, or Lime? Even White and Orange. Like, what type of relationship or dynamic do you think they have? Do you also have anymore fankid ideas? Also are you okay with people giving you fankids ideas and stuff? I have an idea for a CameraWorm fankid that I thought you might like.
Hi, Anon! I put a lot of thought into this one, bcos it's pretty multi-layered, so I'm sorry I took some time to reply. And I think this tierlist is most... representative? Of my Purple ships list for now.
AND AS FOR SHIPS AND SHIP DYNAMICS, please read below bcos it gets. Long. XD

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you got any voice claims for Pink?
because i’ve been mostly hearing them as a more chilled out Orange with more authority in their tone.
also u r very cool and the stuff u come up with is very cool as well :)
Thank you, Anon! That's really nice, and I hope you're enjoying the. Mess my blog has become. XD (I did not plan to Amongi post this fucking much, my god.)
As for voice claims, tbh, I'm not super familiar with a lot of VAs work? I really enjoyed Ashley Johnson for Purple, bcos I recognized their voice as Tulip from Owen Dennis' "Infinity Train" (which is so good, we need an Among Us AU of that, it was truly amazing).
But yeah, I feel like Pink's voice would be. Really deep and smooth and calm. But sort of. Sinister? A very tightly-controlled demeanor that seems effortless. Maybe a British voice actor. XD
my most degenerate thought so far
something something camtain sex pollen fungle au
*hides all the babytrapping, breeding kink, vore, and period sex WIPs*
Whaaaaaaat? Sex pollen, that's so crazy, Anon, hahaha.
Srsly, tho, they should. Idk which is sexier, if Red is more affected, Purple, or both.
Bcos if it's Purple, Red would be SO conflicted. They're hurting. They're confused, feverish, and curled up like some little animal. It's wrong.
And if it's Red, Purple would be really worried? Bcos Red looks scared. They won't let themself be touched, they feel like a goddamn furnace, and they keep trying to get away from Purple.
If it's the both of them, well. Gooood, it'd be MESSY. BCOS THEY'RE BOTH CONFUSED. Everything HURTS. Everything BURNS. And the ONLY relief is when they're touched, specifically when they touch each other. Not to mention the compounded messiness of their feelings about each other. Which makes the relief MUCH better. I need them both moaning hard into the BAREST kiss.
Redpurp au idea that randomly came to me one day ever since i saw that post of your of Ruler of My heart x Camtain
After the NDA, Purple got blacklisted and thrown into a cramped aparment complex with poor living condition where they meet 6 other crewmates who are in the same boat as theirs (aka the skeld crew minus Blue, Orange, White and Red)
In this AU, Brown, Yellow and Green used to live in the same town, with Brown and Yellow owning a bakery/small restaurant real close to Green family's worm farm. However, due to incidents relating to MIRA and its activities, their homes got destroyed and had to relocate, and during that relocation process, Green got seperated from their family. For Cyan and Black, they completed their internship, however MIRA never gave them a job despite promising to do so in the internship contract. Finally Lime, who also got the same treatment like Purple for cooking up too many conspiracy theories and eventually go digging in places where MIRA kept their secret, so they got fired + branded as insane so that no one would buy their words + also got thrown to this residence that is falling apart.
The seven crewmates just became found family and bonded over their trauma with MIRA before eventually deciding to be like 'ykw? Fuck MIRA we rebel' and pull off some plans to leave that space that MIRA threw them in (to avoid having their rebel being detected by MIRA and get stopped). I'm thinking of a fake gas tank explosion, caused by Yellow + Brown. Those two set it up to make it look like a tragic cooking accident where their cooking gas tank unexpectedly exploded and burned everything in that apartment complex where in reality, all crews were out of the building at the time of the explosion (and bc MIRA didn't gaf about the crew's living condition, the apartment had poor fire protection: eg. 0 fire alarm, 0 easy fire escape route, and very many flammable material lying around, leading to everyone believing that that accident and that fire will no doubt kill every unfortunate crew happen to live in that building).
With that, the gang faked their deaths. Now, drum roll please! They formed a little rebel gang against MIRA! Using what Lime previously dug up, they plan to throw dirt at MIRA until that evil corporation's crimes became known to all and bury it. With Brown and Yellow acting as the cooks to help caring for the gang and Cyan and Black help spreading what they found out about MIRA (I personally headcannon that Cyan owns a blog about crystal and vibes and all that and most of their followers got attracted to how postive Cyan's posts are as well as how gentle they are overall, which sometimes they help share the gang's findings about MIRA and Black helps them with wordings so that their MIRA posts can reach a wide audience as well as having multiple alts of their owns to share and post themselves).
Having some big beef with MIRA, Lime and Purps are often the ones who actively goes into contact with MIRA. Like they'd sneak into MIRA's top secret vaults to search for evidences and documents about MIRA's secrets. Sometimes they'd even take it a step further by disguising as MIRA's clients to dig up some more of MIRA's dirty laundry. Blue, a MIRA doctor who was not fond of MIRA's ways of things also help them whenever they could once they knew of Purple and Lime's misadventures against MIRA. They'd check Purple and Lime in as their patients so the two can have a way to get in MIRA, helps cover their tracks as much as they can and sometimes even visit the gang's new secret base to treat everyone's injuries and potential sickness. Oh and they also provides the gang with medical supplies.
Unfortunately I still couldn't come up with anything for Green so... maybe getaway driver for purple and lime? The crew could steal a vehicle (maybe a van) and use it as their main getaway. And Purple, Lime and Green's interaction would be something like this: purple and lime yelling at green to go faster while Green is both speeding like a rocket, praying to the worm god that they will live to see another day, teeth clacking nervously from seeing 10 millions MIRA guards behind them but still secretly enjoying the thrill of rebellion.
Meanwhile, Red got promoted to some big position in MIRA like executive where they can be the captain of all the expedition they go on. Unfortunately, MIRA never provided them with Purple's accommodation detail, so they have been on a quest to look for their best friend from internship to at least provide them with financial support. Then one day, they meet White, a rich guy who happens to be friends with MIRA's damage control department and White just did them a favor by giving Red Purple's location.
That day, Red locked in and finished their work early. They bought flowers and gifts for Purple so that they will have a buffer in case Purple blows up in their face for signing the NDA. However, right as the apartment came into view, it blew up (courtesy to Yellow and Brown's schemes).
Red begged Pink to be the one to do be the one to lead the exploded apartment's search party because they wanted to make sure that Purple is still alive and potentially be the one to rescue them. However, the search party was met with a lifeless space with little trinkets of the crews who had once lived there. Black's choker, Cyan's crystal necklace, Brown and orange's appron, Lime's favorite wench, Green's little worm plushy that their younger sibling made for them, and of course, Purple's cap that they wore everywhere during their internship with Red.
Every single crew who lived in the building was declared dead, but Red refused to believe that Purple is dead because they haven't seen Purple's corpse with their own visor. Like a madman, Red eventually even hired people to look for Purple for them.
And life goes on. Despite being seen as mad, Red still served MIRA and had some promotion as well. Until one day, their underling caught a member of the gang who had been trying to attack MIRA's good name, and Pink commanded them to go and interrogate that foolish crew who had made themself an enemy of MIRA. Red walked in the interrogation room, trying their best to look intimidating instead of looking like some chud, and what do you know. The crew who they caught?
It was Purple.
All the words that Red wanted to say died in their throat. But before they could even reach out to touch their prisoner, to ensure that it's real and not some cruel dream, and that they have been right and Purple was alive...
Green sped their van and crashed through the walls of the interrogation room and Lime rushed out and pulled the chair that Purple was restrained to into the van and they ran off.
(Oh god this ask got long 😭)
It is, but looks like you've got the outline of a pretty good fic, Anon!
This really reminds me of All-In, too. And those AUs of Ivan being a poster boy of the Segyeins. The Ivan and Luka parallels in Red, and the Hyuna and Till parallels in Purple drive me nuts. Red really would be the kind of person who'd be thrilled to see Purple in a MIRA interrogation cell. Purple's back. Purple's back.
And they think everything can just go back to the way it was, back in Parra Garden, when they were little and promised to stay together forever.
But then Purple leaves. Again. The only difference now is Red knows Purple is out there, alive. And they can be caught.
sorry if this is presumptuous but i truly see you as the ceo of red x purple from hit 2026 show Among Us. and therefore i feel the need to impart to you that red x purple feels like twisted alternate-universe zhurrick from the legend of korra. i dont know if youve ever watched the show but i Have to tell you this it's so eerie. thank you so much for listening
That's really sweet of you, Anon, thank you! I JUST LIKE THEM A LOT. AND I LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEM WITH EVERYONE A LOT. So many people here have such good ideas and theories and analyses of the characters and the shows, so I feel very well-surrounded and fed. We're a council.
And I have seen them! This is the "Do the thing." couple, huh. Zhu Li is so goddamn patient. I don't think Purple has that much patience to put up with Red's constant self-aggrandizing. They'd get along with Zhu Li, tho, I just think Varrick gets away with much more than Red ever could. And Purple let Red live after the NDA, so that is a LOT.
But I do remember their proposal and it was very sweet.
Putting a compilation of Zhu Li and Varrick moments here, tho, so people can see the dynamic. XD
https://www.tumblr.com/sincerelysamedt/824246461752623104/i-saw-a-polycule-of-purple-with-orange-and-green
That last sentence made me snort, Orange really said “Make me an Entle (gender neutral aunt/uncle term I found) right now Green. Please and thank you.”
(Also imp!orange being parental leans into my hc that crew!orange was already a parent, but that’s not really relevant lol)
I’m not much of a TrustCam shipper either, but I can see some appeal in it? Kinda similar to Camtain of Person who hates Mira x someone who sucks up to Mira. But Orange leans more into being a suck-up, and has the similar role as Purple in a way - Look out for everyone’s safety (Pretty sure that’s what HR does at least, I’ve not had to interact with that branch at work). But unlike Purple, they don’t really do that, at least from what we’ve seen in the show, which is kinda an interesting contrast. Their focus is more on the Ore+\eggs, making sure they’re alright
Idk. I can see imp!orange wanting purple as a partner because they see them as protective and valuing that, since it seems like a good trait? Or crew!Orange admiring purple’s morals and dedication, if only being slightly annoyed when they get distracted or violate policy. I’m not sure what interest purple would have in orange. I could think of reasons, but that’s more my hcs than show canon
- Curiosity Anon (Sorry if I rambled)
Hi, Curiosity Anon, it's nice seeing you again!
Okay, okay, I can see the vision here. I like the idea that Orange and Purple do both value safety, it's just that Orange values the safety of the company and Purple values the safety of, well, people.
I like to think Orange would acknowledge Purple as a good Captain, at least? Like, they'd be responsible, competent, and at least do the paperwork. They def have Purple's file and their blacklisted status there, as well as their documents that would have been forwarded to the Colony Management Division had Purple not been outcasted by MIRA. There might be that confusion, bcos why was a promising employee who could have been on track for a good career just. Waste all of that?
But yeah, Purple's interest in Orange would have me stumped. Bcos it seems like Purple hates what Orange stands for. I do think Purple can at least acknowledge what Orange is. A person who let the company consume them. Just like Red.

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I see your “Model Red” au and raise “OnlyFans (OnlyBeans?) Red” au
... please tell me Red sells backbud pics, PLEASE.
I can totally see a crack AU of this, Red as an OnlyBeans model and Purple is their manager/photographer. The biggest request of their fans is to have the photographer join in on the videos bcos they see glimpses or hear bits of Purple in the background. The amaeteurish style and the banter between Red and Purple adds to the appeal?
Red always denies them. Purple thinks it's bcos Red doesn't want to sleep with them, while really, it's bcos Red does not want 1.) to share Purple at ALL, and 2.) if they do have sex, it shouldn't be monetized like that. Purple's one of the few things they just can't compromise on.
with the online persona i imagine photography au red getting into beef defending purple. theyre rushing to their defense while purple just dont gaf at all, random online strangers mean nothing to them. i imagine red doesnt have to look for anything, they search for purple so much it just always shows up on their fyp if it relates to them
They get into the stupidest online arguments, it isn't even funny. Like, people calling Purple's work mid. Or that Purple isn't even that hot. It really is a SMALL fanbase, the memes around it is what makes it seem big. And the more Red interacts with trolls who'd get, like, three Likes at most, the bigger it gets? Bcos now you can summon the mysterious Purple simp @/crimsonkick who'd dox you for saying Purple looks scruggly.
And yeah, Purple does nooooooot give a shit. They have a professional social media account where they post pictures of their work, interact with NONE of the comments, and go to their side account with maybe four followers (Cyan, Black, Yellow, and Brown) where they post pictures of Heracles and excerpts from their Greek mythology books. They might run one of those gimmicky pet accounts for Heracles as a side-hobby.