You just do your thang, baby smurf

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

the lion does not concern herself with papa

a miracle 

Rated as the most realistic hospital show ever aired

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Bitch the dashes AUTOCORRECT to that fucking type of dash!!! Why speak when no brain

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

hallelujah, here i go again

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.