not a homestuck

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

this comic is making the rounds again. time for a million people to once again fail to understand that the "✨for girls✨" part is a joke.

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Dinosaur!! :D

let me just park in a way that brings shame upon my entire family line

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer